Everyone knows that the Bishop of Rome is the only one who knows what's best for the Chinese. They're damned lucky us Christians let um in at all after their years of practicing heathenism, Communism and practically any other ism you can think of. If the excommunications don't work, burning a few of um in the square might make um listen. Chinamen, repent now or be condemned to eternity eating rice instead of pasta!
Thursday, May 04, 2006
TROUBLE MAKING CHINESE DON’T LOVE JESUS
Everyone knows that the Bishop of Rome is the only one who knows what's best for the Chinese. They're damned lucky us Christians let um in at all after their years of practicing heathenism, Communism and practically any other ism you can think of. If the excommunications don't work, burning a few of um in the square might make um listen. Chinamen, repent now or be condemned to eternity eating rice instead of pasta!
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We Chinese actually invented pasta. Marco Polo took it back to Italy.
Maybe so, but you don't have a Chinaman's chance to get to heaven if you defy the pope.
There is an old joke about a young assistant to the cardinal being asked to preach at a ecumenical service. he did so and returned very enthusiastic. Then the Cardinal asked him the question, 'Swhat did you dio about communion?" and he replied "Well, I know the church is against communion to protestants, but I thought about it and said to myself,'what would Jesus do?'"
The Cardinal immediately replied: "I was hoping you did not say that!"
Actually, I think IBM would not want the Chinese appointing a new CEO so why should Rome accept their judgement on Bishops?
It is the new religious cold war...
sigh
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