Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Real State of the Union

“This week the Republican Party hopes to escape its immediate past. . . .They hope that the party's corruption scandal will be forgotten and that the names Tom DeLay and Jack Abramoff will become as unmentionable in their world as Lord Voldemort's is in Harry Potter's. . . . The words from last year he [President Bush] wants to wipe out of the political lexicon include ‘Brownie,’ ‘Katrina,’ ‘heck of a job’ and ‘Social Security privatization.
But there is an uncomfortable bit of business left over from the Republican disaster year of 2005 that will test the seriousness of the party's supposed commitment to change. The cut-the-poor, help-the-big-interests federal budget passed last year needs final ratification in the House. The vote could take place as soon as tomorrow.
Let's be clear: Anyone who votes for this fiscal mess will be standing for the bad old ways of doing business in Washington. Those who do so will have no claim to being ‘reformers.’”
Excerpt from Where's the Budget Outrage? Op-Ed In The Washington Post By E. J. Dionne Jr.

Not to be cynical, but I tend to agree with Code Pink’s The People's State of the Union: “This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fell on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, 'It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog.'”

See, Don't confuse me with the facts. and

* Four years after 9/11, Osama Bin Laden remains on the loose and Al Qaeda remains a potent force among millions of Muslims
* The threat of terrorism has actually increased, largely as a result of the unnecessary invasion of Iraq
* In the process of our struggle against insurgents and terrorists, we are in danger of losing the very principles we are fighting for as revelations of torture undercut America's moral strength and leadership
* More than 45 million Americans lack access to health insurance
* Despite over thirty years of warning, this nation still has no policy to lead us to energy independence
* The emergence of what appears to be a culture of corruption reaching from lobbyists, through the Republican leadership in Congress, and into the White House itself

The policies followed by your Administration since 9/11 -- the belligerent tone, the unilateralism, and the excessive reliance on military force -- are not making us safer; they are increasing the dangers we face abroad and distracting us from the most important challenges here at home.

Is This Really “About His Now-forgotten Social Security Plan” Or His Idiotic Medicare Drug Bill

"Bush Explains Medicare Drug Bill — Verbatim Quote
WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: 'I don't really understand. How is it the new plan going to fix the problem?'
Verbatim response: PRESIDENT BUSH:
'Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculated, for example, is on the table. Whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to that has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the — like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate — the benefits will rise based upon inflation, supposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those — if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.'"
Snopes says this is true, however, Al Kamen in his column Misdirection at the White House says:
“This new liberal smear is grossly unfair and inaccurate. Granted, the exchange itself comes directly from a White House transcript. But it was a question about his now-forgotten Social Security plan. Also, it's from an event in Tampa back in February 2005. Finally, it has absolutely nothing to do with Medicare or health care."

I agree with Mr. Kamen that we should accurately describe which particular administration program contrived to deny aid to our elderly President Bush doesn’t understand and can’t explain at the moment. (Though it may not matter, See, Don't confuse me with the facts.) However, whichever program he was talking about, it is still true that the president understands only what the insurance and drug lobbies tell him.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY

Sorry I'm late but as you have said:
But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!


As you’re probably aware, we partied hearty for you at the MacGraham’s ahead of time, and there will be many more celebrations over the next several days. Have a good one. Here's some haggis for you.

Note to those with wee ones concerning haggis. “Because of the saturated fat and salt in haggis it's not desirable for children to have it more than once a week.”

THIS JUST IN-Cousin Jim’s Beloved just keeps the hits coming. This time it is one of discovery rather than creation, and a timely one it is. While searching the library for rare texts, she found a previously unknown and unpublished poem of the Bard’s. Being no fool, she got the Burns estate to give her a copyright, but she and the estate have given me the exclusive right to publish it. Read, enjoy, and learn.

MONSTER THINGUM

(This being the true and actual account of Laird Burns’
one and only encounter with modern technology.)

To the shops I took me self.
Spied the thing upon the shelf.
Rams it had and gigabyten.
Just the thing me needs for writin’.
Buy the thing, says I!

Oh what wondrous things it could do,
And for weeks I typed the day through.
Poems I wrote and ode to lousen
With the skill of that wee mousen.
Oh such delight had I!

And the wonders of the website!
There I wiled away each good night.
Got me feeling oh so sassy,
Specially those with fair young lassies.
Yes, oh yes, cried I!

Then sick it got with worm and virus.
Asked me self why did I buy this?
Spam I got and advertisin’,
So the thing I start despisin.
Fye on you, says I!

Then the monster turned upon me,
Like a ghost a man cannot see.
Password failure, windows crashin,
And “fatal error” message flashin.
Why oh why, yelled I!

And all my work... the monster ate it!
So I set me heart to hate it!
All the while me teeth be gnashin’,
Down the burn I sent it crashin!
Die you monster. Die!

Lads and lassies listen hard.
Take this wisdom from the Bard.
If it’s writin that you’ll be doin’,
With computers don’t be screwin.
Take pen in hand, says I!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Monday, January 23, 2006

Fair To President Bush

Pictures like these are fair as are the ones here.
When George Met Jack "The President's memory may soon be unhappily refreshed.”
Publishing Bush-Abramoff Photos Verboten
Photos With Lobbyist Are 'Not Relevant,' Bush Says
Majority Believe White House Should Release Abramoff Records
Bush Admits Their Existence, but Downplays Their Significance

"Criticize me all you want, but don't circumcise me anymore!"

"Friedman hasn't lost his outrageous edge: His current campaign television ad features the new Kinky Friedman 'talking action figure' taking questions at a press conference. 'Criticize me all you want, but don't circumcise me anymore!' declares the doll.
On the other hand he appears sincerely fed up with what he characterizes as the fat-cat, do-nothing elected officials who have made a mockery of Texas pride.
'As my spiritual adviser Billy Joe Shaver says," the real-life Friedman proclaims, 'you can lead a politician to water, but you can't make him think.'" Candid candidate-Kinky Friedman-This man wants to be your gov'ner. Seriously. Star-Telegram Jan. 1, 2006

“Kinky Friedman has raised three times as much campaign money in his independent bid for governor as the two top Democratic candidates combined.” - Dallas Morning Wednesday, 18 January 2006

Thanks to Nephew Mike for this update.

From Patti

From Molly Ivins:
"The MINUTE someone impugns your patriotism for opposing this war, turn on them like a snarling dog and explain what loving your country really means. That, or you could just piss on them elegantly, as Rep. John Murtha did."

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Help The Bush Administration Stamp Out Pornography Such As This


If you’re on the wrong side of this issue, I suggest that you confess. I confess, that in my weaker times, I think the DOJ's energy could be better spent catching criminals or killing Muslims.
I also highly recommend, to the righteous and the unwarshed, You've Got Confessions By Jessica Bennett. The Postcard Secrets link is worth following to see the slide show. See also, PostSecret.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Thank Gawd For Big Gummit

John Ashcroft was severely criticized for spending $8000 for drapes to cover up the exposed breast of The Spirit of Justice in the Hall of Justice. He was right to do so.
A study has shown that youngsters exposed to likenesses of female breasts such as these are prone to develop fetishes.

The effect is sure to be even worse if exposure is to a live female breast.











That's why ole Virgil is thankful that the DOJ is still trying to stop nekidness.

Two W.Va. Miners Missing After Fire

We call on you again St. Barbara. We know that you do all that you can, but that you need us to put pressure on those who can prevent these tragedies and make the mines safer.
As a patron saint not just of miners, but all people open for explosions, please remember our young folks and all in harm's way too. God knows you're getting no help from our government or "the enemy."

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

UNFAIR TO PRESIDENT BUSH?

UNFAIR TO PRESIDENT NIXON?

[Remember when most Republicans weren't fundamentalist pseudo-Christians? Nixon supported a broad environmental program and reduced tensions with China and the U.S.S.R.
An Equation for Our Times is available for sale at This Modern World]

President Bush is ignorant but not stupid according to someone who knows someone who knows him. If he is either stupid or ignorant, it is possible that he is not a liar.
When he says things, during the campaign and after, indicating that the administration must go before a judge and get a court order to do a wiretap he may just be ignorant. He may not be running the country and just didn’t know that the eavesdropping was happening. He may or may not know that he is not running the country. If he is neither stupid nor ignorant, pictures like these are unfair as are the ones here.
Here's what some folks think about the situation in general. One American Woman's Thoughts on the 2004 Presidential Election
and Bright Shining Lies, Blistering Truth
and This Modern World

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

"Abortionist of Arkansas" is "One of Those Rare Folks Who Actually Respects Women"

I received this e-mail from G:
My GF in NW Ark. sent me this link. http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=1495429
It's an article about my old doctor
. He delivered both of my kids and was my doctor for 10 years. He's one of those rare folks who actually respects women.
G.

Right or wrong, Dr. Harrison is a fine, courageous, compassionate, man.

I have trouble with the abortion issue. Here are the arguments as I see them.

Abortion Should Not Be Criminalized
1. The theological argument as to when life begins is unanswerable and is something that should be left the individual and the gummit should stay out of it.
2. The gummit should not make choices about what a woman does with her body.
3. If abortion is criminalized many women will die as before because of “coat hanger” abortions.
4. If abortion is criminalized only the poor will be denied safe abortions.
5. A woman, especially one who has been a victim of rape or incest, or a frightened teenager who has nowhere to turn should not be labeled a criminal or sent to prison.
6. The social, emotional and economic costs of unwanted children are staggering.

Abortion Should Be Criminalized
1. Life begins at conception just like some people think that the Bible says it does.
2. The gummit should prevent murder of children.
3. If abortion is criminalized women will not die from “coat hanger” abortions if they obey the law.
4. The poor should get a job.
5. A frightened teenager can turn to her parents and if they are not available, to God. She was old enough to have sex, and she should accept the consequences even if it was with her father. The adrenalin rush triggered by fear causes hormonal changes that block the ability of rape victims to conceive. See, Shock Doc, Judge Stir Storm. Anyone who kills a baby under any circumstances should be labeled a criminal or sent to prison.
6. The social, emotional and economic costs of killing children are staggering. Women often have severe psychological problems after abortions and regret their decisions. Also, keeping the population down is bad for bidness. Babies provide jobs for social workers, school teachers, police etc. As they grow up to become consumers and help insure economic growth.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Oberlin Rugby Rhinos Selected Best 2005 Sports Team-Edge Out Rebels & Longhorns

The Rhinos, who receive no reward other than to play the game they love, went undefeated. This scrappy bunch also has a social conscience. Some of these brave lasses posed semi-nude for a 2006 calendar to challenge the way people think about women playing a traditionally male-dominated sport. They even wrote a mission statement for the rugby calendar which reads in part:
“In a society that brands female competitive sports athletes as masculine, this calendar parodies the standard beauty myth, by juxtaposing the concept of the seductive and submissive pinup with images of women who assert themselves not only as strong athletes, but also as empowered women.”
This calendar is really well done. The photos, taken by Anna Beeke, are excellent. Each one has something to do with rugby and has a message and a humorous caption. See sample pictures from the calendar and other team photos.
To order, and you’ll be glad you did, click here. All proceeds go to support the team.

Finishing second, are the Cork Rebels who won their second consecutive All Ireland Hurling championship. The Rebs would have probably finish first if they’d had the gumption to pose nude for a good cause. The lasses of the Cork Camogie team also won the All Ireland championship. Maybe they’ll take on the cause next year.

Third are the Texas Longhorns who won the American college football title. Their last undisputed championship was in 1969 with an all white team. They added a black player the next year, but everyone assumed, there would never be a black quarterback. Well, guess what?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

AN APOLOGY

I have been humbled, and to make it even more embarrassing, twas by J.S. a friend of my (Arkansas of all places) cousin Jim. As I understand it, J.S. is a sibling of Vince Young.

J.S. wrote: "not being a blogger I was JUST interested enough to give it a try. much to my amazement, buried somewhere in the bowels of some out of date notice of some obscure Irish Football (what ever THAT is)game,"

Virgils Response: It’s no wonder you were confused. It was hurling-not football, as any dolt would know. I made a rookie mistake. My apologies to you, Joe Connolly, John Keane, John Power, Setanta, Mick Mackey (who's brother David is a close friend of mine), D.J. Carey, Thad Quil and the rest of the literate world. I have corrected the mistake.

J.S. continues: I, JUST-by-chance, opened a link about someone name Virgil, I find this DUDE, who seems to have lived for over 300 years and survived at least two murderous kings, has something called a "tag board", whatever THAT is...

Virgils Response: It was my ancestor Fergus, not I, who lived for over 300 years. The tagboard is a place where people could leave unattached messages, but it had too many popups so we changed it to a sister blog. We may rename it.

J.S. Continues: Hell I'm tired already, but ON I go anyway to find a posting of some Ancient Ruins of 'his' ancestors. That are some bozillian miles from Scotland and actually in Beaver Lake and were built by some nutcase that would be a better President than some we've seen of late. Hmmmm.

Virgils Response: Where then is Beaver Lake? England? Ireland? I also have ancestors from Germany, France, Switzerland, Mongolia, Japan, China, Kush and Punt. Is it one of them?

J.S. Continues: Is that you driving an '06 Pilot EX-L in dessert rock?

Virgils Response: I don’t know, but I thank you for your correction, painful as it is.

Galway versus Limerick, All-Ireland Hurling Final

Don’t miss the replay of Galway's win over Limerick in the 1980 All-Ireland Hurling Final, this Sunday, January 11 at 3:00 Central Time on Setanta Sports (Channel 615 on Direct TV.) This is a rare off season treat. It’s sure to include Joe Connolly’s famous speech spoken with dignity, clarity and passion. Listen Here.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Best Little Whore Houses in Washington

"It may be convenient for Hill staffers to think of Abramoff as insidious, subtly corrupting idealistic but naive public servants. Actually, Abramoff was about as subtle as a madam in a whorehouse."



"What we have now is a perversion of conservatism with the free-market banner becoming an excuse for greed. . . . A handful of House Republicans . . . are tired of the dictatorial way the House is run and think the emphasis on pay-to-play politics is a perversion of Republican principles. . . .
The Democrats [have] a package of reforms, but no reformer to lead the way. Gingrich is urging his party to pick up the reform mantle. If they do, it will be a triumph of political cross-dressing."

NEWT (Yes, the same one) THINKS PRESENT GOP CORRUPT- WILL COACH ON HOW TO GET “MORAL HIGH GROUND”

Former House Speaker, Newt Gingrich, who was reprimanded by the House ethics committee; then found guilty of other House Rules violations and paid a $300,000 penalty; and who also “admitted he misled the Committee on Standards of Official Conduct;” and who told his first wife that he wanted a divorce just as she had received a diagnosis of cancer and married his second wife a month later; and who had an extramarital sexual affair with a third woman, on his staff, 23 years his junior, while blasting Clinton over the Lewinsky scandal; and who telephoned his second wife, who had a neurological condition that might be a "forerunner of multiple sclerosis," during her mother's birthday party to inform her that he "didn't want [her] as His wife any more;" tells fellow Republicans how “To Fix What's Broken in Congress.”

INSURANCE & DRUG INDUSTRY LOBBY BUSH ON UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE

Too bad he’s not listening to these folks instead:

Record Share Of Economy Is Spent on Health Care

Even doctors admit something must be done about health care

Universal health care still the cure

Monday, January 09, 2006

Ancient Ruins From The Land of My Ancestors

A family member sent me photos with only the title as a clue to the location. I assume they are from Scotland, Ireland, or England, but I have no idea where. To view the photos click here. If anyone can identify them, please post a comment or notify me at virgilsnoddy@hotmail.com. Thanks

Friday, January 06, 2006

W. Brings the Skill and Insight He Used as a National Guard Pilot, Flying Airborne Trainees, to the Presidency.

George knew from Tarzan movies that Crocodiles were cold blooded killers who cared nothing for democracy or freedom. It would be well worth the sacrifice of a few young people to remove them from power. This would create a free jungle with free elections, and America would also be a safer place. Fortunately, his superiors disagreed and washed him out of the program. Too bad we didn’t do the same.

God Smote Sharon for Gaza Withdrawal

Saudi authorities don't need to investigate what caused a Mecca hotel to collapse killing Muslim pilgrims. Think Saudis! They're Muslim pilgrims. If you still don't get it, ask Pat.

Who do you believe, Pat or Patti? http://snohwomen.blogspot.com/2006/01/radical-politicians-muslim-american.html


Thursday, January 05, 2006

Prevarication Or Preemptive Protection of Prisoners’ Privacy?

This just in from Beth:
“I nominate the lawyers who argued for the Bush Administration's position on the following matter for the straight-face argument award. The administration is worried about invading the privacy of "shadow prisoners" in secret prisons subjected to torture at the hands of our CIA?????
A federal judge moved a step closer Wednesday to forcing the government to reveal the names of hundreds of Guantanamo Bay detainees by rejecting its contention that identifying them would violate their privacy. ...
Ruling on a lawsuit filed by The Associated Press, U.S. District Judge Jed S. Rakoff said the government had not backed up its claim that prisoners faced retaliation by terrorist groups if their identities became known
.’”

Not Bad For A Young Feller

My friend Thad Quill says that American football, like golf, is a [5 letter word meaning pussy] game. Thad might have changed his mind if he watched the gallant lads last night. Though Vince Young is no David Swearingen, and though this Texas team would have been no match for the Rogers Mountaineers of ‘64, Texas, must be given her due. It’s been a long drought, and the faithful have kept up the cry even in the worst of times.
Well, some were dying, some were weeping,
Some were studying, some were sleeping,
Some were shouting “Texas # 1!”
From The Ballad of Charles Whitman by Kinky Friedman (Listen here)

Texas, we, Irish, Mountaineers, and Razorbacks alike, salute you.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Twelve of 13 Coal Miners Trapped at Tallmansville W.Va. Coal Mine Have Died


Please pray or do whatever you do for these folks and their families.

New Year's Eve is Still a Pagan Ritual, Even With My Bible Study Class

*This morning, I received this picture and this message from one of the good sisters in my class-“VIRGIL!! Regarding your latest post. Tom crossed me once and only once. -p” I decided that, for the sake of Christian unity, that I would replace the nekid pictures with the one of poor Tom. Otherwise, the original post is set out below.*

Patti warned me not to drink and blog. She dinna tell me not to drink and take photos. The Lutherans are touchy about this sort of thing. I hope the Presbyterians will take me back. If not, surely the Methodists will.
The Last Rites of the Bokononist
Faith (excerpt)

God made mud.
God got lonesome.
So God said to some of the mud, "Sit up!"
"See all I've made," said God, "the hills, the sea, the sky, the stars."

And I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around.
Lucky me, lucky mud.

I, mud, sat up and saw what a nice job God had done.
Nice going, God.
Nobody but you could have done it, God! I certainly couldn't have.
I feel very unimportant compared to You.
The only way I can feel the least bit important is to think of all the mud
that didn't even get to sit up and look around.
I got so much, and most mud got so little.
Thank you for the honor!

Now mud lies down again and goes to sleep.
What memories for mud to have!
What interesting other kinds of sitting-up mud I met!
I loved everything I saw!
Good night.