Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Good Witches of Johnson County











The women in Virg's family are powerful but usually benevolent.

The Decider’s Folk Finally Almost Concede Carbon Emissions Are Killing Polar Bears-Right On Time, But This Is Yesterday’s Train.

. . .as an object of . . . Coca-Cola commercials, the polar bear occupies an important place in the American psyche.”
Let’s see, is anyone or anything other than Coca-Cola & our psyche in danger? Nah!

My Cousin Pat

Pat died this weekend. She was kind, loving, honest, and smart. She might have pardoned Nixon too, but only because of her great compassion. Pat, and those like her, are the ones who really make a difference in this world.
See,
GOODBYE TO OUR DEAR SISTER

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

James Brown’s Body,-Not Gerald Ford’s-Will Lie At The Apollo.


The good Dr. S says "forget Ford." A giant has died whom, in my haste to praise a comparitively good Republican, I neglected.

President Ford Was Not Just a Partisan Hack. We’ll Miss You Gerry & Wish There Were More Like You.

President Gerald Ford was "An outstanding statesman, he wisely chose the path of healing during a deeply divisive time in our nation's history. He frequently rose above politics by emphasizing the need for bipartisanship and seeking common ground on issues critical to our nation. I will always cherish the personal friendship we shared." Jimmy Carter

Monday, December 25, 2006

Abraham Would Be Proud. So Should His Descendants Be. So Should The Rest of Us.

"Fadil Bayyari and Jeremy Hess laid the groundwork a few weeks ago for Bayyari, a Muslim, to build a new home for Temple Shalom, Fayetteville's Jewish congregation. . . .The coming together of faiths often pitted against one another wasn't lost on either. . . Bayyari, a Springdale general contractor, will donate his services to Temple Shalom . . .The symbolism of the men working together is more significant than bricks and mortar, temple president Bill Feldman said. Bayyari and Feldman agreed demonstrating the positive side of Muslim-Jewish relations is important locally and internationally. Bayyari said he approached Hess through a friend in the local Rotary Club about lending his services. He said he thought it would be an important way to show his support. Bayyari previously built a mosque for Fayetteville's Muslim community.‘We are all children of God when you look at it,’ Bayyari said. Feldman said members of Temple Shalom were ‘thrilled’ to work with Bayyari, in order to demonstrate similarities in the two religions." Temple Unites Faiths, Jewish congregation "thrilled" to work with Muslim contractor on new building By Dug Begley The Morning News

Thanks To Jim, the Buddhist, for this ecumenical tip.

Friday, December 22, 2006

We Need Leader Like These In These Troubled Times.

Either Washington, who led our young country, or the Bruce, who often led the Scots, could do it for us. Be on the lookout for them. I know that they live.

Virg n’ Mary Again Wish All A Mary Christmas.


See exact likenesses of Mary.

Macaca Revisited? Yes, Virginia, You Rival Oklahoma’s Idiocy In Choosing Leaders.

Chester Goode was kind hearted and loved all of God’s creatures. He respected the rights of others and the rule the law. His decedent, Virgil Goode (Rep. Va.), has disgraced his country, his state, and his family, but try as he might, he’ll never destroy Chester’s goode name.

The Decider’s Strategery for Winning the “War” In Our Airports

"Even assuming, for just a moment, that previously banned, but now "legal" fingernail clippers could ever have been used to hijack a plane, the current version of airport security would still be worthless. (The fact that almost anyone with a pulse can even now successfully get a deadlier weapon than a pair of nail clippers on a plane is just an example of the lunacy.)

A primary problem is that airport treats what is a symptom while never addressing any root causes. Simply put, for increased security to preclude subsequent attacks, ineffective security must have led in part to the previous attacks. Direct causality has to exist between security and terrorism for increased security to result in decreased terrorism. But people who obeyed the existing rules carried out those attacks. Their weapons were not hidden, and their identification was not invalid. Thus, bending me over and checking me very thoroughly for weapons is unlikely to help. Worse, looking at the 9/11 attacks, the simplest logical analysis yields another firm conclusion: the methodology used to take over those planes on that day will never work again anyway. . . .
Somewhere in the offices of DHS right now, execs are gathered around a conference table, doing shots of Jack, laughing: "Hey Bill, let's make them take off their shoes!" "That’s too funny!" "Hey, why not dial up the metal detector to catch underwire bras?" "Wow, I wish I could film that scene!" "Hey, I’ve got one. Let’s ask them if they packed their own bag or let some unknown person pack it for them. Terrorists never pack their own bags!" "Ooooh, good one!" It’s a veritable laugh riot.
And just to be very clear, when I assert that terrorists around the globe know that a similar plan to that implemented on 9/11 will never work again, I am not talking about the really smart terrorists. A terrorist with only the mental capacity to avoid soiling himself occasionally during a typical day could have reached this conclusion. If such a person could actually get to the airport on time, he would have reached the upper limit of his capability." From, Do You Know the Way to San Jose? Hidden in Plain Sight, Part First by Wilton D. Alston

Monday, December 18, 2006

No Tall Tale, This.


"The long arms of the world’s tallest man reached in and saved two dolphins . . ."

Yes, Virginia, Congress Sucks Too.

“The role of the president as Commander in Chief is to direct our armed forces in carrying out policies established by the American people through their representatives in Congress. He is not authorized to make those policies. He is an administrator, not a policy maker. Foreign policy, like all federal policy, must be made by Congress. To allow otherwise is to act in contravention of the Constitution. Library of Congress scholar Louis Fisher, writing in The Oxford Companion to American Military History, summarizes presidential war power:
The president's authority was carefully constrained. The power to repel sudden attacks represented an emergency measure that allowed the president, when Congress was not in session, to take actions necessary to repel sudden attacks either against the mainland of the United States or against American troops abroad. It did not authorize the president to take the country into full-scale war or mount an offensive attack against another nation.
But it’s not simply the decision to wage war that is left to Congress. Consider also the words of James Madison:
Those who are to conduct a war cannot in the nature of things, be proper or safe judges, whether a war ought to be commenced, continued, or concluded. They are barred from the latter functions by a great principle in free government, analogous to that which separates the sword from the purse, or the power of executing from the power of enacting laws (italics added).
So Congress is charged not only with deciding when to go to war, but also how to conduct – and bring to a conclusion – properly declared wars.”

The Importance of Stupidity

“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.” Gustave Flaubert He also said “The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.” Mission Accomplished!

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Friday, December 15, 2006

Happy Holidays

Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby lilla boy,
Louisville Lou? Trolley Molly don't love Harold, Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Polly welly cracker n' too-da-loo! Donkey Bonny brays a carol, Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!

Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Duck us all in bowls of barley, Ninky dinky dink an' polly voo! Chilly Filly's name is Chollie, Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof! Tizzy seas on melon collie! Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

Then there is Beauregard's version:

Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Polly wolly cracker n too-da-loo! Donkey Bonny brays a carol, Antelope cantaloup, "lope with you!

Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon, Willy, folly go through! Chollie's collie barks at Barrow, Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

We also have this third version:

Duck us all in bowls of barley, Ninky dinky dink an' polly voo! Chilly Filly's name is Chollie, Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!

Tizzy seas on melon collie! Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Make Him Victor Hugo

Hugo Chavez is up for TIME Magazine's man of the year. Dr. Steve, who keeps up with such things says “Vote for him! Vote for the example of someone putting government at the service of the people, putting human needs before profits!”