It’s reported that a Republican senator was overheard discussing gay marriage yesterday- “Procreation isn’t just the primary purpose of marriage-it’s the only purpose. We’re not just talkin about tradition, this here is science. God sends babies to married people. If we allow homasexyals to marry, He’s honor bound to send um babies. As sure a Jesus walked with dinosaurs, they’ll pass on them homasexyal genes. After a while, everyone will be homasexyal, and the whole world will go to Hell. If dinosaurs hadn’t turned queer, they’d be around today.” Whether the report is true or not, I don’t know. It’s frightening that it could be. (Senator Rapert wasn't named, but I like the picture.)
The Arkansas State Senate in it’s zeal to purify the state, is considering a bill which would ban male masturbation (self-abuse). “It not only causes warts, it’s murder” according to one senator. “Sperm and egg cells are genetically unique haploid humans who have a right to life," he said. A more moderate group in the House suggests that, instead of an outright ban, that males be required to wear condoms and give the semen to the state to be used to fertilize eggs harvested during vaginal probes of women seeking abortion. “Those eggs would go to waste on a woman who would seek an abortion anyway,” said one representative.
