Arkansas Legislature to Ban Masturbation.

The Arkansas State Senate in it’s zeal to purify the state, is considering a bill which would ban male masturbation (self-abuse).  “It not only causes warts, it’s murder” according to one senator.  “Sperm and egg cells are genetically unique haploid humans who have a right to life," he said. A more moderate group in the House suggests that, instead of an outright ban, that males be required to wear condoms and give the semen to the state to be used to fertilize eggs harvested during vaginal probes of women seeking abortion.  “Those eggs would go to waste on a woman who would seek an abortion anyway,” said one representative.