Friday, January 20, 2006

Thank Gawd For Big Gummit

John Ashcroft was severely criticized for spending $8000 for drapes to cover up the exposed breast of The Spirit of Justice in the Hall of Justice. He was right to do so.
A study has shown that youngsters exposed to likenesses of female breasts such as these are prone to develop fetishes.

The effect is sure to be even worse if exposure is to a live female breast.











That's why ole Virgil is thankful that the DOJ is still trying to stop nekidness.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They'll get my pornography when they pry my cold dead fingers from it.

Virgil said...

I said penis-not dick cheney. The former is a good word.
Send me yer Bush and I'll look at it.