President Bush, seeking to avoid another Alamo, has ordered a pre-emptive strike on Mexico. “Overwhelm me once, shame on me. Overwhelm me twice, shame on me,” Bush explained. An ecstatic Gen. George Casey exclaimed, “We’re gonna stick a bunker buster up Vincente’s Fox hole.” Karl Rove said that “ . . .we have to attack on several different fronts simultaneously. . .” Vice-President Cheney assured American officials that Zapatista rebels would greet U.S. troops as liberators by when they invaded and occupied Mexico. Mexican President Vicente Fox expressed concern.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Bush Orders Preemptive Strike On Mexico
President Bush, seeking to avoid another Alamo, has ordered a pre-emptive strike on Mexico. “Overwhelm me once, shame on me. Overwhelm me twice, shame on me,” Bush explained. An ecstatic Gen. George Casey exclaimed, “We’re gonna stick a bunker buster up Vincente’s Fox hole.” Karl Rove said that “ . . .we have to attack on several different fronts simultaneously. . .” Vice-President Cheney assured American officials that Zapatista rebels would greet U.S. troops as liberators by when they invaded and occupied Mexico. Mexican President Vicente Fox expressed concern.
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