Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Based On Exit Polling, Virgil Projects Substantial Clinton Wins In Ohio, Texas, and Rhode Island. Vermont Too Close to Call.

With polls open only another 9 hours, Virgil has established a clear trend and projects Hillary the winner in Texas, Ohio, and Rhode Island.

Ohio (Agrees With Jack-Nothing Sexier Than A Woman You Have To Salute In The Morning.)
Clinton: 64% Obama 30%

Rhode Island (Quahog Gets Hillary Out From Under Quagmire.)
Clinton: 61% Obama 33%

Texas (Kinky Vote Comes Out for Clinton.)
Clinton: 68% Obama 31%


Vermont (Green Mountain Boys Unsure About Women.)
Clinton: 51% Obama 48%
Well, upon reflection, and having received this post, I could be off a bit. "
"Recent exit polls show that both Clinton and Barack Obama are leading a tight race in Texas and it is too soon to tell who will take that state. However, Ohio is looking good for the former First Lady, where she maintains a slight lead."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I certainly hope Virg is wrong. I made my Daddy proud voting for Obama. Has it ever occured to anyone as to why she cannot get the vote around the Beltway. Those people up there know her to well.

Anonymous said...

Virgil, you blockhead! You jumped the gun. Are you trying to compete with the "mainstream" media?

Anonymous said...

Virg:
This was a great satire on the "mainstream" media.
Lucy:
Surely you did not take these numbers seriously.

Anonymous said...

Good grief!