Fingal & Bonnie McGregor have had a troubled marriage from the start. It came to a head yesterday.
Fingal walked into their bedroom with a sheep on a leash and said
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
Bonnie, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and said,"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
Fingal replied, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep!"
I've recommend counseling. The McGregor penchant for cross species relationships, is not something that will go away. Bonnie is going to have to decide whether she can live with it.
There is some good news from Clan McGregor. Angus & Nanny are doing fine and are expecting another kid this fall. As previously reported, Billy, their eldest was selected as this year’s King of Puck.
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
Bonnie, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and said,"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
Fingal replied, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep!"
I've recommend counseling. The McGregor penchant for cross species relationships, is not something that will go away. Bonnie is going to have to decide whether she can live with it.
There is some good news from Clan McGregor. Angus & Nanny are doing fine and are expecting another kid this fall. As previously reported, Billy, their eldest was selected as this year’s King of Puck.
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That two-timing bitch! It's gotten to where a man can no longer trust a sheep to remain faithful! What happened to old-fashioned love???
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