Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Gonads, Vulva, Penis, Intercourse.

Some have complained that I don't have the sex appeal of the Iconoclast. Sex sells and politics is boring. To spice things up, I'm shamelessly and lustfully copying Jonah's material. The Pic at the left is from Dr. Thomas the Bogus Blogger
Equally erotic is
Naked Lunch
"Phillip and Tina Sherman of Bella Vista have sued McDonald's for at least $3 million after nude photographs of Tina were posted on the Internet. Phillip seems to have left his cell phone at McDonald's on Sixth Street in Fayetteville on July 5. Tina soon learned that the nude pictures of herself, which she had sent to her husband's phone, had been posted on-line by clever burger-flippers, along with her name, address, and phone number. The brisk response of phone calls and text messages was unwelcome, and Tina says she was mortified and cried uncontrollably.

To compensate them for their foolishness, the Sherman's have filed suit against McDonald's Corp., Matthews Management Co. and Aaron Brummley, a local manager, for negligence and negligent supervision. They want no less than $1 million for outrage; no less than $1 million for public disclosure of private facts; and, no less than $1 million for casting the Shermans in a false light. They claim that they and their family suffered severe mental and emotional distress, physical injury, pain and suffering, embarrassment, damage to their reputations, fear, and loss of earnings. They also want to be paid for the cost of moving to a new residence.

Let this be a lesson kids. Don't be sending nekkid pictures of yourself to anyone's cell phone."

2 comments:

SHE said...

Sorry. I think the lesson is make sure you lock your cellphone. Y'know, put one of the pesky little passwords on it so if it's sitting there for any length of time it locks up. Any stranger or spouse or boyfriend or girlfriend or employee or employer or judge comes along, they have to know the password to be able to see your nekkid pics!
Garsh Virg, don't you know anything?

...and don't say you know my password ;-p

Sally "COUGAR" Snoddy said...

Sorry to say, but I'm think'n it was a "set up" all along! First of all, what idiot would leave their phone at a public place that just happens to be one the easiest Franchises to sue for millions??? Weeeellllll, sounds to me a little fishy and I'm not talk'n bout the Filet O' Fish either!!! Further more, I would like to know if the Sherman's are in to PDA (public displays of affection); and with that, I mean, do they LIKE to show pics to their friends? Have they ever text a friend a hot, lushious pic of their loved one in a compremised position and LAUGHED ABOUT IT???? HUMMMM???? Bet they have!!!! I'd bet a Million on those nuggets they have.....sounds to me like they are very phone/tech friendly and if they've got that kind of storage/mega byte capacity for FUN PICS, then surely to goodness they've got the sense goddette gave a goose to not forget their phone!!!! One more question, being since we all know Mr and Ms Sherman personally now; what IS their financial status at the moment???? Any outstanding debts as of late????? Just wonder'n..........