Bomb the Bonobos!

Bonobos use sex at the drop of a hat to steer away from angry confrontations among themselves. This does diffuse potentially dangerous situations which would otherwise result in violence and accompanying injury, but there is a darker side. They have been portrayed as the peaceful apes in comparison to chimps and humans who were made it God’s image. In addition bonobos have no sense of decency. They are immoral, bisexual, and obviously in league with the devil. If we made air strikes on the bonobos, W. could get the victory he so desperately needs to save Congress for the Repubs and to protect his legacy. The are not many bonobos and they are confined to a small geographic area, so it should be relatively easy to wipe them out. Global warming will get them sooner or later anyway. Thanks to J. & B. for the tip.