Guns Don't Kill People. Exercise Kills People.

"The Governors Highway Safety Association says pedestrian deaths increased in the first half of 2010 and the First Lady's program to get Americans to be more active could be partly responsible." Michelle Obama's 'Get Moving' Program Linked to Pedestrian Deaths by Mark Weaver.  It is not clear whether it's the advice itself, or the source being one of the colored people in the formerly "White" house.  See, also, Just The Same Old Dumb by: William Rivers Pitt

Let's sing along with Sarah Palin's theme song, Plenty of Guns & Something to Shoot to combat this exercise suicide.  (Yes, I know some think Chris Wall meant for this to be satire, but that don't change the truth)

Thanks to Karen