Friday, January 09, 2009

Jesus Leads Tim Tebow & The Gators Past Heathen Sooners For The National Title.

After Tim Tebow threw a couple of interceptions, he ask the Father why he had forsaken him. God sent his son to take over and guide the ball into the hands of the receivers giving Florida a 24-14 victory over Godless Oklahoma.
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, th
at whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life and win the national championship." John 3:16

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Virg:
I know that you're not a big fan of American football and prefer some foreign sports I believe, but it is common knowledge that this kind of thing happens all the time in this particular sport. Players routinely point to the heavens after scoring or making a particularly outstanding play. Of course when they screw up, they fail to acknowledge any heavenly influence.

Virgil said...

Sammy:
I do prefer Camogie & Hurling. They are not foreign. They're Irish. The lads & lasses play full blast for the entire match, without much protection and without Divine intervention. The Scot's Shinty is right up there too.