MITT ROMNEY WAS BORN IN PARAGUAY?

"A MUST READ FOR ALL PATRIOTS:

CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS!  UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE ROMNEY BORN IN PARAGUAY!  DID ROMNEY COMMIT FELONY VOTER FRAUD? "

I just got this in an email from JT, a bi-partisan birther.  I checked with a couple of sources I trust who didn't buy this theory.  One believed that Romney’s ancestors were born in Mexico, where they had fled to avoid picky U.S. laws that marriage was only between one man and one woman.”  

The other said that Romney was born in Mexico where many of his relatives still live and are part of the governing class there.  He has also heard “that he and his family there are in a conspiracy with the NRA to arm what are alleged to be drug cartel criminals but are actually a mix of Mexican and American revolutionaries feed up with pinko-liberalism in this country.  They intend to infiltrate the government, particularly the National Guard.  Then, and this is the critical part, they intend to force through the UN a treaty that will join Mexico to the United States using China's leverage as our largest creditor to make us accept it.  Mexico will become the fifty first state.  Once that is done they will have the votes in congress to enact Akins forced pregnancy laws, decriminalize legitimate rape, move the capital to Salt Lake City and make Catholic-Mormonism the official Religion.  Forced prayer returned to the schools and silly stuff like evolution and biology removed, God will once again smile upon America.  With this done all that will need to be done is to get the job creators on an earned income tax credit, so they can just tap the treasury directly, toss the welfare moms onto the street and prosperity will abound.  This is what I hear anyway. Might not all be true but pretty sure some of it is.”  JT is "pretty sure that Mexico stuff is just a distraction from the true Paraguay story, though unfounded rumors do abound about the untimely, suspect death of the obstetrician."  He claims to have actually known a boy who was born on the Paraguay Plantation.  "He used to bring big round straw hats and real colorful clothes to grade school for show and tell day and talk about snakes there and that his dad had some other wives and some other kids he hadn't met."   

In any event here's the Paraguay version for what it's worth:  

This is a must email for you to send to ALL PATRIOTIC CITIZENS!  The strange and bizarre unfolding story of Romney’s foreign birth is now nearly beyond despute!

HERE ARE THE FACTS:

*Most Americans by now know of the Mexican Mormon Colony where Romney’s grandfather went in protest to the US Supreme Court’s outlawing of polygamy.  But few remember a second colony, farther away, in the mountains 50 miles north of Ascension, Paraguay, dubbed informally “the Paraguay Plantation”.   

*Records recovered from the FAA show a flight plan filed from Park City, Utah, to Ascension, Paraguay, on March 7, 1947.  The plane returned March 16, 1947, 2357 hrs.

*A flight plan was filed from Battle Creek, Michigan, to Park City, Utah,  for a private plane, for March 6, 1947.  The pilot:  the Romney family obstetrician.  No record exists of the plane’s return—Freedom  of Information request returned as unavailable.

*Doctors, as we all know, sign many, many things daily, from prescriptions to patient charts and other medical forms and records.  Regular visits are made in particular to the newborn by delivering physicians in the period immediately after birth.  Harper’s  Hospital, Detroit, where Romney shows to have been born on his birth certificate can produce no signed documents for his obstetrician between March 7 and March 17, though many exist for days just before and just after that time.

*It is customary in Michigan for birth certificates to be submitted the day after birth.  Romney’s was not submitted until March 18, 1947.  Michigan law requires submission to the state within 7 days.  Romney has so far refused to release his birth certificate, but a copy obtained by reliable sources show it to have been signed by his obstetrician on March 9, 2012.

*Willard Mitt Romney was born MARCH 9, 1947!

*Why, one would wonder, would it be so important for a children of members of the CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS  to be born in Paraguay?  Why all the secrecy?  Here’s why:  Polygamy was the norm for many of Paraguay’s indigenous tribes, was still legal there until the late ‘70s, and, unlike Mexico, it offered citizenship to anyone born there, even if they were children of foreign nationals.  This is true of no other western hemisphere country!  Given the history of persecution of Mormons—first in New York State, then on to Missouri and Illinois, and elsewhere, and most recently by the US Supreme Court in criminalizing polygamy,--Church elders reasoned that if Mormon children were born in Paraguay under cover of secrecy, those children would have citizenship in a homeland in the event persecution in the United States persisted or increased.  A safety valve, if you will, a safe haven.  If things got bad enough in the US, the fraud could be admitted and the children repatriated to Paraguay, a country rich in natural resources and ripe for colonization by industrious folk like the LDSers.  No crime would have been committed by the children, only by the well-meaning adults who arranged the fraud.   Leaked documents from the Tabernacle contain ample references to the plan, and, in some cases, partial lists of the names of kids so born—mostly from prominent families who could stand the expense of the journey—still exist.  None, apparently, survive for the year 1947.  Or so sources in the inner LDS sanctum suggest.

*There is no proof that Romney knew the secret of his birth, at least until his stint at the Salt Lake City Olympics, about which more below.

*While much of the “Paraguay Plantation Project” is still shrouded in secrecy, absolute proof of its existence and practices surfaced in a most surprising way around the time of the Salt Lake City Olympics.  LDS Leaders, conducting a review of the Church’s postmortem baptism practices, unearthed a scandal, mostly hushed up at the time, in which some LDS renegades were selling SSNs of deceased persons to parties mixed up in identity fraud.  As is well known, LDSers had been using the Social Security Archive since the early 40’s,--public record, and free—and the best source for a wealth of names of dead persons, with deaths updated in those days yearly, and identified by Social Security Number.  The Mormon connection came to light in the investigation of some of the early Nigerian Scams.  The LDS leaders did the right thing and ended the practice, and disciplined the wrongdoers.  But in the course of the investigation they also discovered that many of the babies born in Paraguay between 1944 and 1961, when the House UnAmerican Activities Committee (HUAC) effectively was put to rest, had been issued social security numbers of the dead retrieved from the Mormon files, RATHER IN THE FASHION THAT OBAMA’S GRANDMOTHER IS SAID TO HAVE OBTAINED HIS SSN.  Romney is not, repeat NOT, implicated in this fraud—the wealthier families could afford the elaborate arrangements to obviate the need for more fabrication of records. 

*  Interestingly enough, the Plantation was closed in 1969, when, as happens with faraway colonial projects, the colony members got Mormon theology mixed up with “The Summer of Love” and hippy counterculture --One of the Grateful Dead members had been brought up a Mormon, and his visit to his sister in Paraguay prompted the apostacy.

*Flash forward to the Salt Lake City Olympics.  Romney’s prominence in the LDS Community had to mean that he knew of the SSN scandals detailed above, and, if so, he may have learned that his own birth was subject to question.  If so, and he learned of it at the time, he had, at that point committed no crimes.  BUT IF HE VOTED IN ANY ELECTION AFTER THAT, A FELONY HAS BEEN COMMITTED, as he was not a US Citizen and knew his vote to be make in the commission of voter fraud.

COINCIDENCE?   ENOUGH CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE TO PROVE THE CASE IN AN AMERICAN COURT OF LAW!  THE ONLY POSSIBLE LEGAL CONCLUSION:  

MITT ROMNEY WAS BORN IN PARAGUAY!