Ann Romney: “What mother doesn’t face that all-important choice-Do I take a well paid job from Daddy and have an au pair raise my children or be a stay at home mom? That way, I get to watch her raise them”
Mrs. Betty Bower: “Ann what do you say to those whiney Mother Hubbards out there on welfare?”
Ann Romney: “These gals on food stamps need to let their housekeepers know that proper nutrition does not mean having a fresh lobster every night. Good golly, try a standing rib roast or a fresh cut rack of lamb. Mix things up.”
Mrs. Betty Bower: “But sadly I’ve heard rumors about families who go without food for their chefs to prepare.”
Ann Romney: “Well, no matter how hungry you get, remember, those thoroughbreds in your stable are for dressage-not sausage.”
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