Friday, July 23, 2010

Of Course She's Lying, but That's OK. Thank You for My Vision, and the Blindness in Which I Saw Further!

Old Lodge Skins: Come out and fight! It is a good day to die! Thank You for making me a Human Being! Thank You for helpin' me to become a warrior! Thank You for my victories, and for my defeats! Thank You for my vision, and the blindness in which I saw further! You make all things and direct them in their ways, O Grandfather. And now You have decided the Human Beings will soon walk a road that leads nowhere. I am gonna die now, unless death wants to fight. And I ask You for the last time to grant me my old power to make things happen.
Old Lodge Skins: Take care of my son here. See that he doesn't go crazy.
Old Lodge Skins: There is an endless supply of white men. There has always been a limited number of human beings.
Old Lodge Skins: Am I still in this world?
Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: I was afraid of that. Well, sometimes the magic works. Sometimes, it doesn't.
Old Lodge Skins: This boy is no longer a boy. He's a brave. He is little in body, but his heart is big. His name shall be "Little Big Man."
Old Lodge Skins: Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.
Jack Crabb: All right, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying.
Jack Crabb: Of course, Grandfather.


Thanks to Martin

Friday, July 16, 2010

Support Your Local Jailor. Jesse Lunderby Fired for Not Wearing Niqab.

Jessie Lunderby, the 21-year-old Washington County jailer, has been fired for appearing in public without her niqab.  See, picture at left.  In a five-page letter to Lunderby, Sheriff Tim Helder said that with her face revealed, there would be "much interest" in her among inmates.  See, It's official.  A spokesperson for the Sheriff's office said Jesse was not singled out.  "No female employee is allowed to be in uniform in public without a niqab and no employee of either gender is allowed to be nekid at any time."

Sunday, July 11, 2010