Springdale in an Uproar. River City says "Thank God for Springdale."

Free Thinkers have caused panic in Springdale, but joy to the perennial most evil River City.  The Springdale Rotary club sang If You Don't Love Jesus, Go To Hell, at their weekly meeting yesterday. A Springdale city official claimed that there hasn't been an atheist spotted in the town since 1959 when a bunch of Baha''is were tarred, feathered, and run out of town.  Local clergyman Ronnie Floyd took it all in stride. "Free!? I reckon you get what you pay for," said Floyd with a grin.