It’s reported that a Republican senator was overheard discussing gay marriage yesterday- “Procreation isn’t just the primary purpose of marriage-it’s the only purpose. We’re not just talkin about tradition, this here is science. God sends babies to married people. If we allow homasexyals to marry, He’s honor bound to send um babies. As sure a Jesus walked with dinosaurs, they’ll pass on them homasexyal genes. After a while, everyone will be homasexyal, and the whole world will go to Hell. If dinosaurs hadn’t turned queer, they’d be around today.” Whether the report is true or not, I don’t know. It’s frightening that it could be. (Senator Rapert wasn't named, but I like the picture.)
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Science & The Arkansas General Assembly
It’s reported that a Republican senator was overheard discussing gay marriage yesterday- “Procreation isn’t just the primary purpose of marriage-it’s the only purpose. We’re not just talkin about tradition, this here is science. God sends babies to married people. If we allow homasexyals to marry, He’s honor bound to send um babies. As sure a Jesus walked with dinosaurs, they’ll pass on them homasexyal genes. After a while, everyone will be homasexyal, and the whole world will go to Hell. If dinosaurs hadn’t turned queer, they’d be around today.” Whether the report is true or not, I don’t know. It’s frightening that it could be. (Senator Rapert wasn't named, but I like the picture.)
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