Friday, November 04, 2011

Thanks for the Memo.

A clean office is a happy office.  Gentle reminders such as the one below I obtained from a local office are sometimes necessary.

From: Managing Partner
To: All
Subject: Kitchen

Gentlemen:

Kindly refrain from placing your fucking peanut shells (or anything else that might put the garbage disposal out of commission - citrus rinds, apple cores, etc.) in the sink and use the trash can instead.  Not only does this behavior piss me off, it costs time and money. 

Please feel free to share this gentle message with the kitchen board that meets on Tuesday nights, if you feel they would benefit from it.

Your cooperation in this matter is genuinely appreciated.

Regards,
M.P.

2 comments:

michangelo said...

I feel the "cabinet" has been unjustly accused and will seek outside legal council if this harrassment does not cease.

Virgil said...

I agree. If she doesn't like the peanut shells, she can move um.