Celts & Norse

In 1014 Brian Boru, High King of Ireland, kicked the Vikings out of Ireland.
In 1263 King Alexander III of Scotland forced Hakon Hakonson and his lot to retreat to Orkney. 
I wonder if they thought that they had won the war on terror (sic).

Ronald Deen and Virgil are Khan Men.

Virgil, who is likely part Mongolian and a descendant of Genghis, thanks fellow Scot Ronald Deen for his love of Mongolia and his clearing the name of the Great Kahn.

Ridiculing Bush is a patriotic duty-cruel jokes about the president can stop terrorism.

“Bad presidents happen to good people.. . . let me suggest that in a world turned hostile to America, the smartest message we can send to those beyond our shores is, ‘We're not with stupid.’ Therefore, I contend -- with all seriousness -- that ridiculing this president is now the most patriotic thing you can do. Let our allies and our enemies alike know that there's a whole swath of Americans desperate to distance themselves from Bush's foreign policies. And that's just Republicans running for reelection.
. . .it's important, because America is an easily misunderstood country these days -- a lot of the time it's hard to make out what we're saying over the bombs we're dropping.
But we are not all people who think putting a boot in your ass is the way to solve problems, because even allowing that my foot lodged in your ass would feel good, which I don't -- what then? OK, my boot is in your ass, but I can't get it out, so I'm not happy, and it's in you, so you're not happy -- there's no exit strategy.
Anyone who opposes the indefinite occupation of Iraq shouldn't be labeled an al-Qaida supporter. That's like saying that if I tell my exterminator that there are more efficient ways to rid the house of vermin than hitting them with a hammer, I'm ‘for the rats.’. . .
So while honoring the anniversary of September 2001, we must also never forget September 2000. That's the month when Gov. George W. Bush said, "I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." If you don't believe me, you can look it up on both internets. The world changed on 9/11. He didn't. That's why we owe it to ourselves, and our children, to never stop pointing out that George W. Bush is a gruesome boob.”
By Bill Maher

Senate Report (Some Senators are "sincere and patriotic") Says Saddam Hussein Didn't Support Al-Qaeda

“Saddam Hussein provided no material support for al Qaeda and had no relationship with al Qaeda in Iraq leader Abu Musab al Zarqawi, despite claims by administration officials including President George W. Bush, said a Senate report released on Friday.”

Marion Jones Is Clean

Virg tries to report mostly good news. Congratulations Marion. Virg n’ Mary were with you all the way. They both, however still think that W. and his cronies are dipshits, and hope that you will join them in voting to take our country back this fall.

Love (of your country) is Having to Say He's Sorry. A Real Woman, Would’ve Left Him Long Ago.

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005


"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

ABC Is Now "Fair and Balanced" in Fabricating History - Bin Laden Joins Them in Trying to Prop Up Bush.

Osama-Bush’s biggest supporter.
Bush-Al-Qaeda’s best recruiter.
ABC-Fighting Fox for the low ground.

"It's unfortunate that ABC would trust the depiction of a still painful and politically volatile subject such as 9/11 to a writer best known for fantastical storytelling. The least ABC officials can do is remove segments found to be fictitious before distributing the movie to impressionable schoolchildren and a national audience."

“[The author] Hasn't Talked To Clinton About Path to 9/11 Because `He Was Out Campaigning Against My Son Yesterday' . . . As 9/11 Commissioner Bob Kerrey said yesterday, 9/11 is ‘is a story that's of great importance to every single American.’ It's not a political game.”

LET ABC KNOW YOUR VIEWS BY CLICKING HERE. Or
as some cooler heads have suggested “This is NO time to let up pressure. In fact, this is the time to go at it even harder. Please be polite, but firm, regarding why you find lying to the public about 9/11 to be offensive.Call Disney at 1-818-560-1000 or 1-818-460-7477. Call ABC at 1-212-456-7777 or 1-818-560-1000. Please be polite, but firm, regarding why you find lying to the public about 9/11 to be offensive.”
BOYCOTT THE BASTARDS IF THEY DON'T COME CLEAN.

Congratulations Kelley Moriarty the 2006 Queen of Puck

Kelley, Virg & Mary wish that they could have been in Killorglin this year to see you crowned and carry on the family tradition. May your reign by be pleasant, peaceful, and blessed.

Patti's Patriotic Pride & Stupid White People

Patriotic Pride
Stupid White People are on top of Patriotic Pride.

Abe, Did You Ever Consider that Misogyny Might Piss Off the Sun Goddess?

"Japan celebrates birth of male heir . . . ‘That's great,’ said the prime minister, Junichiro Koizumi, who was forced to withdraw plans to introduce a bill allowing the emperor's first child to ascend the throne, regardless of gender, days after Kiko's pregnancy was announced in February.
The chief cabinet secretary, Shinzo Abe, who is expected to replace Mr Koizumi as prime minister later this month, described the birth as ‘a refreshing feeling that reminds us of a clear autumn sky’. He added: ‘I am very glad that the prince was born.’ Mr Abe, a conservative who had misgivings about changing the 1947 succession law, which allows only male descendants of an emperor to inherit the throne, called for 'careful and calmdiscussions' on the issue."
Painting of Amaterasu Omikami by Sandra M. Stanton, THE GODDESS IN WORLD MYTHOLOGY

If You Don't . . . God Won't Love You, And You'll Probably Go To Hell

Virgil has witnessed this horrible place up close. You can learn how to avoid going there, by clicking here or on the picture.

Barbed Criticism of the Criticizer? Virgil Says Back Off.

Back off of Greer. Greer has the right to criticize anyone including another of Virgil’s heros, Steve Irwin. Greer was a hell of a player, caught Sirhan Sirhan, did needle point & will always be ok in Virgil’s book.

Relationships Are Tricky

Replay of All Ireland Finals Today-Don't Follow This Link If You Haven't Seen The Match Yet

Three Ways of the Condi

Interview With Governor Friedman

“Our governor has wasted time with gay marriage because it's easy. You know what I say on that topic - gays have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.

Q. But you're not married.
I'm not married, but I do have affidavits from 2,500 sheep. Although, I may be married by the time this race comes to its fruition.”

Bomb the Bonobos!

Bonobos use sex at the drop of a hat to steer away from angry confrontations among themselves. This does diffuse potentially dangerous situations which would otherwise result in violence and accompanying injury, but there is a darker side. They have been portrayed as the peaceful apes in comparison to chimps and humans who were made it God’s image. In addition bonobos have no sense of decency. They are immoral, bisexual, and obviously in league with the devil. If we made air strikes on the bonobos, W. could get the victory he so desperately needs to save Congress for the Repubs and to protect his legacy. The are not many bonobos and they are confined to a small geographic area, so it should be relatively easy to wipe them out. Global warming will get them sooner or later anyway. Thanks to J. & B. for the tip.

Making Lemonade-War injuries inspire better prosthetics.

Honest Abe-No Emanci-Mother-Fuc_in-Pator of the Slaves

"True to his nationalist roots, Abe allied himself with conservative politicians, co-founding a group that argued Japan's history textbooks were too self-critical and casting doubt on whether Japan's military had really forced women into sexual slavery in Asia during World War II."

These people must be dreaming.

That's all in the past anyway. Right?

Greece Over U.S.A. 101-95? Where the Hell is Greece, and Why Haven't We Bombed Them?

Virgil is a fundamentalist when it comes to athletics. Block, tackle, keep your eye on the ball or sliotar, and at least shoot free throws. We failed in the fundamentals here and, as a result, were beaten by a country no one ever heard of that probably worships Allah.