As Huckabee & Romney Attack Each Other, Ahmadinejad Surges In Iowa Polls.

For more info, see Tennessee Guerilla Women's Romney v. Huckabee Gay Marriage Attack Ad & Villagers With Torches, Exaggerated homphobia, a sign of homosexuality?.

A Look Back at Paradise Made Possible By John Prine. Sorry I Didn't Do One for Coal Hill.

A Parting Glass to Tommy Makem-Good Night & Joy Be With You.

. . . since it falls unto my lot,
That I should rise and you should not,
I'll gently rise and softly call,
Good night and joy be with you.

More Bush/Cheney Sneaky Stuff - Attack on Wolves Who Have Never Shot Anyone In The Face.

"Officials in the Bush/Cheney Administration are moving forward with plans to allow wolves to be killed in Idaho and Wyoming even before the animals are removed from the list of federally protected endangered and threatened species. . . .Pups could be killed under Idaho’s wolf plan.Click here to help stop them and their 'efforts to let states start killing wolves and to delay de-listing of gray wolves in the Northern Rockies.'"
"[ . . . during] the holidays . . . the . . . Administration have been working behind the scenes to pave the way for the killing of hundreds of wolves in the Greater Yellowstone area. . . .By killing our nation's precious wildlife population, we are endangering ourselves. . . . .Over the last several weeks, officials within the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service have been quietly moving forward with rule changes that would allow[the] killing wolves . . . This latest proposal would jump start plans to use fixed-wing aircraft, helicopters and other means to kill hundreds of wolves, leaving few more than 200 of the wolves in Idaho. In fact, three-quarters of the wolves in the Lolo District of the Clearwater National Forest could be removed... before they are de-listed. . . .Hundreds of wolves in Wyoming could be shot and trapped under the new rules -- whether wolves are removed from the endangered and threatened species list or not.
A decision on the proposal is expected in the next few weeks. Please email Secretary Kempthorne right now and let him know that you oppose any proposal that would threaten the long-term future of wolves in the Northern Rockies and Greater Yellowstone Region. . . Thanks so much for helping me save wolves!" From Amy

Happy 23rd Barbara & Jim.

Here's your song.

Auld Lang Syne By Robert Burns, Video from "Waterloo Bridge," Vocal by Someone Who Can Sing & Blessing From Rev. Sandi

From Rev. Sandi:
"Howard Thurman says it best
'I remember with gratitude the fruits of the labors of others, which I have shared as a part of the normal experience of daily living.
I remember the beautiful things that I have seen, heard and felt--some, as a result of definite seeking on my part, and many that came unheralded into my path, warming my heart and rejoicing my spirit.
I remember the moments of distress that proved to be groundless and those that taught me profoundly about the evilness of evil and the goodness of good.
I remember the new people I have met, from whom I have caught glimpses of the meaning of my own life and the true character of human dignity.
I remember the dreams that haunted me during the year, keeping me ever mindful of goals and hopes which I did not realize but from which I drew inspiration to sustain my life and keep steady my purposes.
I remember the awareness of the spirit of God that sought me out in my aloneness and gave to me a sense of assurance that undercut my despair and confirmed my life with new courage and abiding hope.'"

Chris Jessie-A Real Uniter

Chris Jessie made everyone a Texas fan for nearly three quarters of football. Who'd a thunk it was possible?
Thanks for the fun Jessie. I'm glad it turned out OK.

Benazir Bhutto 1953-2007

Calling her murder a "cowardly act" as George W. Bush did is mindless, meaningless and probably inaccurate. (He typically calls any act of violence not done by the United States or its allies a cowardly act, especially if done by Muslims or in a Muslim country) Still, I'm speechless. What is to be said? I started to do a post about her last week and and didn't. I liked her and hoped she might move Pakistan forward. Maybe she would not have been successful and maybe not, but nothing good can come from this. I'm so sorry for her, her family, Packistan, and the rest of us. I fear this will haunt our grandchildren and their grandchildren.

Shelby Claus Relaxes After An Exhausting December.

Christmas in Calumet Michigan

Click here for the lyrics, a different vocal, and the history.

I Couldn't Find The Angel

I am an old woman named after my mother
My old man is another child thats grown old
If dreams were lightning thunder was desire
This old house would have burnt down a long time ago

Make me an angel that flies from Montgomry
Make me a poster of an old rodeo
Just give me one thing that I can hold on to
To believe in this living is just a hard way to go....

How the hell can a person go to work in the morning
And come home in the evening and have nothing to say.

from Angel From Montgomery by John Prine done here by Bonnie Raitt

Transition - Joe Nuxhall

Joe Nuxhall sent me a nice letter back in July wishing me a happy birthday & congratulating me on being drafted by the Cincinnati Reds. He allowed as how he was looking forward to seeing me in February. We won’t get to have that meeting unless it’s on the other side. Joe passed away last month. We’ll miss you Joe.

Merry Christmas From Virg n Mary n Walt Kelly

Hear the Short Version of Deck Us All With Boston Charlie by Clicking Here.
Other Verses:
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Duck us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' Polly Voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

Tickle salty boss anchovie
Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo
Ducky allus bows to Polly,
Prolly Wally would but har'ly do!

Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly --
Golly, Solly's cold and so's ol' Lou!

Here's a longer version:

 See, also

Mary Christmas

Virg n’ Mary Again Wish All A Mary Christmas.

MARY CHRISTMAS MADONNAS

Merry Christmas Holidays Virgil's Christmas Message

Christmas Is For All Children.

Christmas-Have a Good One, But Be Careful Out There

Christmas Day SURVIVAL

How the liberals stole Christmas

What Buddhists do at ChristmasTime

and, of course, Christmas For Cowboys. click here for the John Denver version but Wylie has some mighty nice yodeling.

Christmas As I Knew It

My cuz used this song in an ESL class he was teaching in Tokyo in nineteen and seventy-two. He seemed to think it important that the Japanese folk knew about the sharecroppper, hickernuts and gum boots part of America too. I like the song myself.

Shopping in Texas

Lessons About Giving A Wake From James The Bruce.

Virg:
Having asked you how you are doing, gives me an opening to tell you how I am doing, sort of.
I lost a childhood friend the other day. Not been very close in recent years and was not even aware of his critical health problems. Ticker stopped apparently, overburdened with many systemic problems. Great pragmatic guy, harmless and jolly. No service they said, only an Irish style wake! That would be Bran.
Too many business friends though, I suppose. They had no idea how a wake should be. Not a single story, not a single drunk, no music. All the more shame as he was young enough to be survived by friends that could still lift a glass.
(Personally I plan to out live most of my few friends or have run them off. I am doing pretty good on both fronts.)
However, I learned a few lessons about giving a wake, which I share because it seems such a good alternative to a "service", at least for those among us not looking to be serviced.

1. Don't say the event is private - people think they have to be invited and no one, especially in that situation, will know everyone to invite. Call it a wake in the obit, open to all who knew the deceased.

2. Don't schedule it to start too early; they did four "until" (the untill reflected some sense of what it was suppose to be obviously). People were streaming out as we were driving up at six - going to dinner I suppose even though there was a fair spread of food at the event. Why not it was such a bore. 5:30 or 6:00 at the earliest (seven might be better) so people don't have a chance to get in and get out before it gets interesting. If they are too busy to come and stay a bit, it is just as well that they not come at all.

3. Have some music - including a Celtic/folk fiddle. Not loud and obnoxious but poetic and up lifting. Run the music for about forty-five minutes while people arrive. Have someone at the door telling people that the floor will be open for recollections at X. Hopefully more will stay. Have the music take a break when the open mic begins and quit greeting at the door, it becomes a distraction.

4. Have Someone MC, have good acoustics or a mic and actively solicit participation including some good ones to get the ball rolling good. This is best done by someone with a central view of the various facets of the decease's social network and life so they can knit together the speakers to connect the dots. Someone needs to be filling glasses. An untended self serve bar sends a wrong message of parsimony and distracts people from the central activity. Tell people that they don't have to be storytellers; just saying who they are and how they know the common friend is enough.

5. Perhaps the hardest these days, have the right kind of friends. Most people in this stuffy overly starched country of ours aren't up to the kind of openhearted displays that a good wake involves. (People pretend to be relaxed - suits at work being rare etc. but the truth is the country is hung up.) Most people need to go to the Presbyterian church and hear a couple of other people give a stiff rote run down on the stiff and go home. They think life is watch football on TV, when it is really about making and burying friends.

6. Turn the music back on when people have had their say so there is a pleasant atmosphere for people to further explore each other, mutual experiences with the deceased (now that they have been introduced to or reintroduced to during the open mic), where they came from and where they have been. If done right, after the event, there are new friendships made or remade to make for more good wakes in the future.
Instead we have "services" run and dominated by professionals, often with little real knowledge of the deceased, people with their own agenda who mouth hollow platitudes - almost by rote; then we pat our friends in the face with shoves and are done with it. A few loved ones may be asked to render brief speeches but these are monologues not dialogues. Such services offer little real opportunity to truly celebrate a life lived, to voice a story now complete but not yet told. A wake offers a chance to tell that story, as story that no one person but the deceased can know in its entirety.
It is a challenge to pull off a wake in our spread out mobile superficial culture though. In its natural setting, there would be few strangers at a wake. The story of one is the story of many others in a tight knit community, "remember jim when the three of us....". Any stranger present at a wake in its native habitat would stand out clearly and could therefore be easily absorbed and made to tell his or her part of the story for everyone else to hear. In our society funerals are full of mutual strangers. A wake needs a community, to come off naturally; in ours it needs active management.
Having learned all this I am dying to give it a try.
JTB

Fitten Wake Music:

The Parting Glass (Wailin' Jennys here)

Rosin the Bow-(Patrick Sky, Pennywhistlers, and Pete Seeger here)

Three Dog Night's Joy To The World

The Dead's Broke Down Palace

I'll Fly Away (Gillian Welch and David Rawlings here)

Blood Sweat & Tears-And When I Die.

Finnegan's Wake (Clancy Brothers here)

Iris Dement's Let the Mystery Be (See Post Below)

let the mystery be

Sing it Iris.

Jesus & Huckabee Are Too Liberal for America

"The following message about 'The Tax and Spend Messiah' is brought to you by Conservative Christians Against the Teachings of Christ."

Huckabee Family Values

"Here’s the barebones story of how 18-year-old Mike Huckabee’s son, David, and 17-year-old Clayton Frady killed a dog when they were Boy Scouts, and got fired for it. From the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette in 1998 (as quoted in DogBlog):

[David Huckabee,] the younger son of Gov. Mike Huckabee and another teen were fired last month from jobs at a Boy Scout camp after the killing of a stray dog.[..]

So, how and why did David Huckabee (and Clayton Frady) kill the dog?

The original story isn’t clear in the lead (the admissions and the details come as you read down). Still from the Democrat Gazette:

The dog was killed [passive voice] July 11 at Camp Pioneer near Hatfield.[..]

I believe the following is the faxed description of the “particular process.” It’s on a reputable site, Utopia Animal Rescue, which is run by, of all people, Kinky Freidman:

(Miller County, Arkansas) Two boy scout counselors, 17 year old Clayton Frady and 18 year old David litickabee [sic], the son of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, have admitted to catching a stray dog during their summer session at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, AR, and hanging the dog by his neck, slitting his throat and stoning him to death.

Lambert notices that Michael Isikoff’s coverage of the story for Newsweek is particularly lacking in investigative curiosity on how David Huckabee killed the dog, which as you can see above, really does color the event.

Digby’s on top of this too. The Huckster’s son seems to be a real winner and his father tried to cover up his sick, twisted behavior — the same kind of behavior that landed former NFL star Michael Vick in prison."

Huckabee Squashed Charges Against His Son For Stoning, Hanging Dog By: Logan Murphy

Thanks to PMS for the tip.

Obama, Clinton, Dodd, and Biden Dodge Bullet After Endorsing Lieberman-Talk Him into Endorsing McCain.

Here's what Obama said, "'The fact of the matter is, I know some in the party have differences with Joe. I'm going to go ahead and say it,' Obama told the 1,700-plus party members who gathered in a ballroom at the Connecticut Convention Center for the $175-per-head fundraiser.
'I am absolutely certain Connecticut is going to have the good sense to send Joe Lieberman back to the U.S. Senate so he can continue to serve on our behalf,' he said." Obama rallies state Democrats, throws support behind Lieberman By Stephanie Reitz
When some of Hillary's supporters, who actually wanted Joe to reciprocate and endorse her, contacted Lieberman to complain he is reported to have said "You knew darn well I was a snake before you took me in." Click here to Hear Johnny Rivers sing The Snake

Money for Nuthin-New Bush Coins

Thanks to Dr. Steve.

Jud Strunk - Daisy A Day

Five Feet High and Rising.

I often wear light clothes in the winter and rarely wear a coat. People I know & don't know often walk up to me and question my sanity. It was cold and raining yesterday when I went to get gas in shorts and a T-Shirt. A cowboy wearing his full winter outfit at the next pump looked at me and said "Looks like we'll be blessed with a little more rain." I said "Five Feet High & Rising, Johnny Cash." He said, "Yep, that was my momma's favorite song." I liked it a lot too. Thanks, cowboy.

Mike Huckabee On Girls Rights

“In August of 1998, Huckabee was one of 131 signatories to a full page USA Today Ad which declared: ‘I affirm the statement on the family issued by the 1998 Southern Baptist Convention.’ What was in the family statement from the SBC? ‘A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.’

The ad wasn't just a blanket, ‘we support the SBC statement,’ but rather highlighted details. The ad Huckabee signed specifically said of the SBC family statement: ‘You are right because you called wives to graciously submit to their husband's sacrificial leadership.’

Add ‘graciously submit’ to his ‘Take back the nation for Christ’ statement, and if the media does its job, he's well on his way to being toast.” Huckabee: women's role in marriage is to "graciously submit" by 4fx

Red On Yellow, Kill a Fellow. Red On Black, Friend of Jack. Huckabee Has It Both Ways.

"It is . . . Mr. Huckabee’s call for the quarantine of people with AIDS (well, the ones who got it having fun) that will act as catnip in places like South Carolina (outside of the better decorated homes in Charleston). Such medically-unsound, prejudice-pandering ignorance so artfully evokes nostalgia for the Reagan Administration, it may prove irresistible to a party eager to look back several administration in hopes of finding one that actually seemed to work, if only when seen through the generously gauzy veils of sentimentality.
Frankly, I don’t understand the outrage over Mr. Huckabee’s call to quarantine people with AIDS. I thought America had already quarantines all gays. In places called “fashionable cities.'”

Nonetheless, a Southern Baptist preacher as President may prove ineluctable as America moves closer to becoming a theocracy. This righteous path is in defiance of Article VI of the Constitution, which peskily provides that 'no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.' The Founding Fathers, always eager to confound those of us eager to impute Christian zealotry to them 200 years later, would be a lot more infuriating if anyone actually still paid attention to the nonsense they scribbled about so-called 'rights' and 'separations.' . . .They would also be surprised to witness that this century’s religious fervor extends to dismantling their cumbersome Three Equal, but Separate Branches of Government tomfoolery. Today, American Christians look at those three branches as we do the Trinity. Three as One. With One of the Three doing all the talking."

Mike Huckabee: Going Toe to Wingtip with the Taliban by Mrs. Betty Bowers

See also, Mike Huckabee, Not a Crook, Not a Weirdo, Not a Mormon

Bush: Pathological liar or idiot-in-chief?

"We have either a president who is too dishonest to restrain himself from invoking World War III about Iran at least six weeks after he had to have known that the analogy would be fantastic, irresponsible hyperbole, or we have a president too transcendently stupid not to have asked, at what now appears to have been a series of opportunities to do so, whether the fairy tales he either created or was fed were still even remotely plausible."
Thanks to Mr. or Mrs. Principal Bev.

Jonah & Kinky Comment On Christmas

"This is part of an annual epidemic. In New Jersey, thieves made off with 27 statues of Baby Jesus, and in Chicago someone stole 32 plastic replicas of the Christ Child. In Plaistow, New Hampshire, someone filched the plastic Baby Jesus from the front lawn of a home and replaced it with a beer can.
More distressing are the actions of those who try to kidnap the real Jesus year 'round and hold him hostage for their own gain. Take the words from the Sermon on the Mount, for instance. We are told, "Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God," but they are hard to find in these parts. We are advised, "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, ... For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also," yet some vigorously ignore that advice. And when told, "Judge not, that ye be not judged," there are some who are ready to condemn immigrants seeking a better life or others wishing to adopt homeless children.
Who really stole Baby Jesus?" from, But Who Stole Jesus, by Jonah

"We Jews believe it was Santa Claus who killed Jesus Christ." from They Ain't Makin Jews Like Jesus Anymore, by Kinky Friedman

Betty Bowers Is Running for President-Exposes What Mitt Romney’s Not Telling You About The Mormon Cult

What Mitt Carefully (and Wisely) Avoided Telling Everyone about Mormonism:

The Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri. No wonder Eve came up with a ruse to get kicked out!

• Mormons believe that Jesus’ brother is Satan. We all know that’s a lie. Satan’s brother is called Jeb.
• That if you send cash to Salt Lake City now — operators are standing by to give you a fabulous gift in the afterlife — your very own planet! In other words, Mormonism is really just a real estate scam straight out of Glengarry Glen Ross. In fairness: As illusory incentives go, a whole planet is hard to top.
• Mormon men become gods. Since the Judeo-Christian God is a jealous (some would go so far as to say insecure) god, who took a dim view to the Jews worshipping other gods, one can only imagine how much it gets in His craw to have an American religion that is generating gods like a South Korean assembly line.
• Mormons believe Jesus and God are physical beings. Much like Beyonce and Diana Ross before her, they don’t go for trinities. Frankly, this must make eating out with God and Jesus far more economical. From my experience it’s always Three Beings when we’re eating, but only One when it comes time to split the check!
• God is a physical being with a real penis, which He uses. Often. Pardon the expression, but I don’t want to touch this.
• According to my copy of the The Book of Mormon (courtesy of a Marriott Hotel wastebasket), Native-American “Indians” are really Jews that came from Jerusalem by crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a boat in 600 B.C. The Atlantic, notoriously choppy in the best to weather, apparently scrambled every seafaring Jew’s DNA to make it look like they actually came from Southeast Asia! Sneaky!
• Joseph Smith was visited by the Angel Moroni, an American Indian who, perhaps in anticipation of the racist attitudes of the faith he is about to set in motion, had the good sense to appear as a white man.
• The book of Mormon was dictated by Joseph Smith as he stuffed his face into a hat containing two stones. These magical “seer stones” would be right out of Hogwarts Academy, if only they had worked. Smith had previously used them to con farmers into paying him to find buried treasure on their property. And His “translations” of Egyptian are what you would expect if Fantasia Burino translated the Iliad from Greek.
• Joseph Smith had 30 wives. Not as many as Solomon, but still a thriving personal brothel.
• 11 of Smith’ s wives, and 9 of his first 13 wives, were already married to other men. Making him the Angelina Jolie of the false-prophet set.
• You never see Mormons in porn because they can’t take off their magical undies. These magic skivvies reputedly protect the wearer from bullets, which makes it surprising that the faith isn’t more popular with the criminal set. And, speaking of unflattering outfits, in Mormon ceremonies, the men dress like Keebler elves and act out the slitting of their own throats that will occur if they tell anyone how silly their rituals make them look.
• And the biggest Mormon secret: Marie Osmond, with her multiple marriages, public breakdowns and son in rehab, is actually considered very edgy by Provo standards.
• (CLICK HERE for more amusing information

Real God Questions You'll Never Hear From The Presidential Candidate Jesus's Name Dropers

I received this from a friend:

A Thought for you.... (if you believe there is a burning Hell)

"If an endless hell of torment for the wicked is a necessary part of God's arrangement, and if God has to have a Devil employed to run the place and keep the fires going, then there is no getting around the fact that God and the Devil are business associates and good friends. If there is an endless hell of torment in God's scheme at all, it is a very important part of the scheme; and surely God would not appoint his worst enemy to such an important position as general supertindent of hell.

Suppose for the sake of argument that God needs an endless hell in His business and suppose that God had employed his enemy to run the place, do you not see that the enemy could take advantage of God and let the fire go smack out or that he might go to the other extreme and waste the brimstone or burn out the flues and do much damage that way?

Where there is so much fire there would be constant danger of having the whole place burn up.

So you see God would need a man on the job that he could trust, one who could be depended upon to run Hell in a perfectly honest and Christian-like manner.

Now, I put it up to you plainly and honestly:

If the Devil is as mean and low-down and tricky as people say he is,

do you honestly believe God would keep such a character on His payroll

throughout eternity and trust him with the all-important business affairs of the everlasting life work?

What do you think about it?"--Unknown

Rev. Sandi claims to have proof on the (gasp!) church bulletin board that cuz Jim worked in the kitchen on Thanksgiving. Still, she has credability when it comes to theology. Here's her response:

The article you sent led me to A New Handbook of Christian Theology which points out that we have 3 separate propositions about evil which traditional Christianity affirms: (1) God, the creator, is omnipotent (all-powerful); (2) God is benevolent (all-good); and (3) evil exits. Another way to state the dilemma is this: If God is able to prevent evil (as #1 implies) and does not, then #2 must be false. If God wants to prevent evil (as #2 implies) and cannot, then #1 must be false. If God is able and willing and does, in fact, prevent evil, then #3 must be false.

The author of the article points out that as long as human suffering and belief in a loving God coexist, people will continue to wrestle with the problem of evil, and Christian theology will, at its best, employ its reflective resources to help them live with the question.
My answer to the closing question, "What do you think about it?" is that humanity is given free will...we choose our own hell, the place of brokenness and separation, an emptiness that is beyond the range of our language.

See, also Battleground God & Do It Yourself Deity.

For another view, click here to hear Old Time God.

Huckabee's Hutzpah-How big a whopper was it?

"The morning Huck has much to choose from, including: When his former senior aide puts the lie to his alibi on working to free Wayne Dumond, what does Mike Huckabee do? Blame it on liberals, of course. " How big a whopper was it?

All God's Creatures Got A Place In The Choir

Just because all God's creatures have a place in the choir doesn't mean they all ought to be president. Romney's right about religious freedom being important, but I'd vote for a yellow dog or a white salamander before I'd vote for him. I've seen little evidence that he's tolerant of much of anybody except the similarly intolerant and theologically stunted whom he'd throw under the bus as he did Larry Craig if it would get him elected. See, Romney Speech Reflects Inaccurate Understanding Of Church-State Relations, Says Americans United I trust Tommy Makem & the Clancy Brothers any day over Romney on religious issues and that's no bull. Take it away boys:

Ronnie Floyd On Love, Wife Beating, & Nagging.

Ronnie Floyd talked about love on his morning show today. To his credit, he bemoaned the fact that some men will beat their wives. He also said that some women will nag their husbands until they (the husbands) wish that their wives would beat them. Then he equated the two, saying that a wife nagging is the same as a husband beating. They ain't the same, Ronnie. One causes pain, physical injury, and even death. The other doesn't. I was expecting you to say "if she would just shut up, she wouldn't get beaten." You didn't. Thanks for that, Perhaps She will spare you on judgment day.

Jim Jackson,Tolerance, & Teddy Bears

My friend Jim Jackson died last night. He was one of the most tolerant people I ever knew. I wish he were here to see the two stories below. He would have done a parody of them that would be biting, funny, with a strong message about ignorance and fear, but would somehow humanize all parties including the ignorant and the fearful. We’ll miss you Jim. Thanks for the caring, the perspective, and the laughs. You helped us see a bigger part of the picture and helped turn rage into compassion.

Gillian Gibbons, let her 7-year-old pupils name a class teddy bear Muhammad and got 15 days in jail in Sudan. She could have gotten 40 lashes and months in jail. “‘She got a very light punishment," said Rabie A. Atti, a government spokesman. ‘Actually, it's not much of a punishment at all. It should be considered a warning that such acts should not be repeated.’" . . . clerics have been driving around Khartoum with megaphones, blaring that the government should whip Ms. Gibbons and Muslims should take to the streets.” British Teacher Found Guilty in Sudan By Jeffrey Gettleman

What if she’d named that teddy bear Jesus instead of Muhammad? I’m sure some local clerics would think she’d be risking the fires of eternal hell for taking Jesus’s name in vain, which would be a lot worse than some Muslim whuppin. It woulda been fine with me if she’d a named him Virgil. It would have been fine with Jim Jackson if they'd a named him Jim.

Another example of tolerance & enlightenment that has been reported in the news was an email by, Arkansas state Sen. Denny Altes, R-Fort Smith about undocumented aliens-" We are where we were with the black folks after the revolutionary war. We can't send them back and the more we piss them off the worse it will be in the future. So what do we do,". . . . "I say the governor needs to try to enforce the law and sign the letter of understanding... and at least we can send the troublemakers back. Sure we are being overrun but we are being outpopulated by the blacks also. What is the answer, only time will tell." Meanwhile, Dr. Joycelyn Elders’s visit to Northwest Arkansas went unnoticed. See, Deciding What's News and What's Not

Jim would have known what to say about this to lessen the rage and help us learn from it. I don't.

James R. Jackson James Royce Jackson, 65, died Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2007, of ALS at his home in Fayetteville. He was born in San Diego, Calif., on Oct. 6, 1942, the son of Royce and Pearl Elizabeth Newman Jackson. He grew up in Paul's Valley, Okla., where he was a clarinetist and drum major in the school band and became an Eagle Scout. He earned a B. A. in philosophy from Southern Methodist University in 1965. He served in the Peace Corps at the health training center in the village of Ramanagaram in Mysore State (now Karnataka ), India, from 1965-67. Upon his return, he was drafted into the U. S. Army and served in Vietnam. He wrote an engaging memoir about those two disparate experiences," Two Corps: Peace and War. "With other returned Peace Corps volunteers, he worked in the Model Cities Program in Texarkana in the early 1970 s, where he met and married the mother of his children, Virginia "Ginny"M. Neely, who died in 1997.

He moved to Fayetteville in 1973 to attend law school at the University of Arkansas, and earned his J. D. in 1976. He was particularly interested in environmental law and in mediation as an alternative to litigation. He practiced law for 15 years in Fayetteville and Springdale, then enrolled in the library and information studies program at the University of Oklahoma, earning his M. L. I. S. degree in 1992. He worked in the Rogers Public Library before joining the faculty of the Young Law Library of the University of Arkansas School of Law in 1996 as a law reference librarian. He was a Matthew Bender Fellow and a member of the American Association of Law Librarians and the Native American Librarians Association.

A kind, thoughtful, loving and compassionate man with a quiet and reserved manner, Jim had deep and wide-ranging intellectual interests; he was a gifted poet, a creative artist, a skilled and hilariously funny storyteller, a talented musician, and an inspired teacher. But the role he loved most and what he may have been best at was being a father. His children meant everything to him, and he was a completely caring, engaged, involved and loving parent.

A truly wonderful father, grandfather, husband and friend, Jim is survived by his wife, Barbara G. Taylor of the home; his son, Keefe N. Jackson of Chicago; his daughter, Margaret "Margot"E. E. Jackson of Fayetteville; his step-daughter, Jennifer E. Enos and husband Henry of Springdale; his step-son, Lev K. Desmarais and wife Joanna Richardson of Parker, Texas; three grandchildren, Corinne T. McKimmey, Nathan T. Enos and Kailani R. Enos; a brother, Stephen K. Jackson and step-brother, J. Michael Taylor, both of Oklahoma City; several aunts, uncles and cousins, numerous friends, worldwide, and by Sophie Fluffy Dog Jackson, who is also a member of the family.

He was a Senior Dharma Teacher in the Kwan Um School of Zen, and he and his wife Barbara founded the Morning Star Zen Center in Fayetteville in 1986. A memorial service will be held in Fayetteville within the next few days at a time and place to be announced, and a forty-nine-day ceremony will be held on Jan. 16, 2008.

The family asks that, in lieu of flowers, contributions be made in Jim's memory to the George A. Strait Minority Scholarship Endowment, American Association of Law Libraries, 53 West Jack son Blvd., Suite 940, Chica go, IL 60604; to the Friends of India, 34915 Gordy Road Laurel, DE 19956; to the Kwan Um School of Zen, 99 Pound Road, Cumberland RI 02864; or to another char ity. Arrangements were by Moore's Chapel. To sign the online guest book, visit http://www.mooresfuneralchapel.com/index.cfm

Armor

I have lived through others far too long.
Lancelot carried my honor
and Guenevere my guilt.
Mordred bore my sins.
My knights have fought my causes.
Now, my brother......I shall be . . .
king.

Arthur spoke these words to Sir Kay after Sir Perceval had shed his armor in the wonderful baptism (immersed-not sprinkled) scene in Excalibur. This allowed him to find the grail and the secret that Arthur had lost-that he and the land were one. When Arthur drank from the chalice, he was also was reborn and the land with him. Arthur had not known how empty his soul was “until it was filled.” Upon this realization he put his armor back on.
May we all be monarchs who know ourselves, remember the secrets, bear our own stuff, and know how to properly dress for the occasion at hand.

Chuck Norris Tells America How It's Gonna Be? Good God! Sweet Jesus! Mike Huckabee?????

"You are what you pretend to be, so be careful what you pretend to be." Where have I heard that before?
We don't need to pretend that Huckabee is dangerous-he is.
Huckabee's shadow tells us a lot more about him than the "nice guy" persona he usually shows us. See, also , The dark side of Mike Huckabee The national media seems to have a crush on our ex-governor, but here in Arkansas, we know better. By Max Brantley and
Huckabee: Guantanamo Not As Bad As It Seems. Virgil: Huckabee Is As Bad As He Seems.Thanks to Gena.

In Victor Rabinowitz’s Day, Giants Walked the Land and Lawyering Was Fun.

Victor Rabinowitz died yesterday. Unlike the political hacks and corporate lackeys on our Supreme Court, he represented people with names. Some of those included Dashiell Hammett, Dr. Benjamin Spock, Julian Bond, Daniel Ellsberg, Paul Robeson (click here to hear him sing Joe Hill), the Rev. Philip Berrigan, Rockwell Kent, and Alger Hiss.
Thanks for standing by other giants and for having fun.

Virgil thanks Dr. Steve for the info & the caption.

Happy Thanksgiving

Thanks to TENNESSEE GUERILLA WOMEN for Alice's Restaurant (MP3) -- Happy Liberal Thanksgiving!

“it is the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.”

Click here for access to the WKRP Turkey Drop.

Click here for Being Thankful and Giving Thanks
Speaking of being thankful, and giving thanks, Cousin Jim reported that he had the best thanksgiving in recent memory. It seems that Rev. Sandi tricked him into helping the FUMC folks put together meals and then helping Steve deliver them to those who couldn't get out. Jim enjoyed the experience and learned a lot from his co-workers and, even more from those who were "served." He actually got outside himself and gained some needed perspective. The experience enhanced the rest of his day spent with family and friends. He's thinking it would be good to do such things regularly, and not just on holidays. I think he's right. I hope he and the rest of us do it. Jesus, and Buddha, for that matter, were largely about compassion and empathy and not about rules and beliefs.

Bush Drinking Again?

Thanks to Gena

The Generalissimo Francisco Franco Is Still Dead.

Spanish dictator Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still terminally dead. Or is he? "Viva Franco!" . . . One Spain, one flag! Immigrants out! Spain is Catholic, not Muslim!"

Mom Plays Santa-Have Fun, A Merry Christmas, and Be Safe, But Lock Your Drawers.

If Hillary's a (rhymes with bitch), what does that make us?

"A line from Christopher Buckley's Boomsday comes to mind: 'The pro-choicers and women's groups would chew off my dick'. But, so it seems, there's a shortage of outrage here." from Patti's "If Hillary's a (rhymes with rich), what does that make us? - Leonard Pitts Jr."

Albert Brumley Flew Away 30 Years Ago, But He's Still With Us.

Just turn your radio on.
Thanks to niece Bev & Cathy for the info.

Rev. Sandi added this:

From Then Sings My Soul

Albert E. Brumley was born on a cotton farm near Spiro, OK in 1905. The medium of radio was gaining popularity as he grew up, and one of the most requested songs was a sad ballad called “If I Had the Wings of an Angel” which said: Now if I had the wings of an angel, Over these prison walls I would fly, I’d fly to the arms of my poor darling, and there I’d be willing to die.

One hot Oklahoma day, Albert was in the fields picking cotton and singing his song. The thought of flying away suddenly seemed quite appealing to him, and he began composing “I’ll Fly Away” on the spot. “I was dreaming of flying away from that cotton field when I wrote ‘I’ll Fly Away,’” he later said. The middle verse of Alberts’s song echoes the old prison ballad when it says: When the shadows of this life have grown, I’ll fly away; Like a bird from prison bars has flown, I’ll fly away.

It's Me Again Margret

"You ain't gonna miss me Margret-I know that, but I'll miss you!"

What Would Jesus Buy?

Davy Crockett's Political Advice Followed By All.

“ . . . kiss and slabber their children, wipe their noses, and pat them on the head; this can not fail to please their mothers, and you may rely on your business being done in that quarter. Promise all that is asked and more. if you can think of anything. Offer to build a bridge or a church, to divide a county, create a batch of new offices, make a turnpike, or anything they like. Promises cost nothing: therefore, deny nobody who has a vote or sufficient influence to obtain one.
Get up on all occasions, and some times on no occasion at all, and make long-winded speeches, though composed of nothing else than wind,-talk of your devotion to your country, your modesty and disinterestedness, or on any such fanciful subject. Rail against taxes of all kinds, office holders and bad harvest weather, winding up with a flourish about the heroes who fought and bled for our liberties in the times that tried men's souls. T o be sure you run the risk of being considered a bladder of wind, but never mind, you will find enough of the same fraternity to keep you in countenance.
If any charity be going forward, be at the top of it, provided it is to be advertised quickly; if not, it isn't worth your while. None hut a fool would place his candle under a bushel on such an occasion. These few directions, he assured his listeners, would do the business. Then, when elected, why, a fig for the dirty children, the bridges, the churches, the taxes, the offices, the subscriptions, for it is absolutely necessary to forget all these before you can become a thoroughgoing politician, and a patriot of the first water." DAVY CROCKETT GAVE THE LITTLE ROCK BOYS A TREAT-sketch of David Crockett was copied from the Arkansas Gazette of April 20, 1930-based upon material gathered by F. W. Allsopp, business manager of the Gazette for his book, Myths and Legends of Arkansas. Thanks to Sam & Rufus.

The Huckster

“ . . . It all began 16 years ago for Mike and me. Huckabee, in his political debut, was preparing to become the Bible-thumping, abortion-decrying Republican challenger to U.S. Sen. Dale Bumpers, the Democratic incumbent. With a playbook straight out of James Dobson, he tried to portray Bumpers as a pornographer for his support of federal grants to the arts. More important, Huckabee revealed an enduring weakness as glaring as that other Arkansas governor's fondness for women. Huckabee seems to love loot and has a dismissive attitude toward ethics, campaign finance rules and propriety in general. Since that first, failed campaign, the ethical questions have multiplied. In the 1992 contest with Bumpers, Huckabee used campaign funds to pay himself as his own media consultant. Other payments went to the family babysitter. In his successful 1994 run for lieutenant governor, he set up a nonprofit curtain known as Action America so he could give speeches for money without having to disclose the names of his benefactors. He failed to report that campaign travel payments were for the use of his own personal plane. After he became governor in 1996, he raked in tens of thousands of dollars in gifts, including gifts from people he later appointed to prestigious state commissions. In the governor's office, his grasp never exceeded his reach. Furniture he'd received to doll up his office was carted out with him when he left, after he'd crushed computer hard drives so nobody could ever get a peek behind the curtain of the Huckabee administration. . . .” The dark side of Mike Huckabee The national media seems to have a crush on our ex-governor, but here in Arkansas, we know better. By Max Brantley

Are We What We Pretend To Be?

"You are what you pretend to be, so be careful what you pretend to be." Kurt Vonnegurt

Let's pretend to still be the United States of America which honors courage and respects individual freedoms of movement and thought and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Let's continue to pretend to be a country that takes the moral high ground and condemns torture.

"Give Me My Freedom For As Long As I Be." And When I Die-Blood Sweat and Tears