Saturday, December 30, 2006
Friday, December 29, 2006
Thursday, December 28, 2006
The Decider’s Folk Finally Almost Concede Carbon Emissions Are Killing Polar Bears-Right On Time, But This Is Yesterday’s Train.
Let’s see, is anyone or anything other than Coca-Cola & our psyche in danger? Nah!
My Cousin Pat
See, GOODBYE TO OUR DEAR SISTER
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
President Ford Was Not Just a Partisan Hack. We’ll Miss You Gerry & Wish There Were More Like You.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Peace on Earth? Calling a Dope a Dope? Ron Paul Is Not Just Another Texas Republican
For Another View of Dr. Paul Double ClickHere.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Abraham Would Be Proud. So Should His Descendants Be. So Should The Rest of Us.
Thanks To Jim, the Buddhist, for this ecumenical tip.
Friday, December 22, 2006
We Need Leader Like These In These Troubled Times.
Macaca Revisited? Yes, Virginia, You Rival Oklahoma’s Idiocy In Choosing Leaders.
The Decider’s Strategery for Winning the “War” In Our Airports
A primary problem is that airport treats what is a symptom while never addressing any root causes. Simply put, for increased security to preclude subsequent attacks, ineffective security must have led in part to the previous attacks. Direct causality has to exist between security and terrorism for increased security to result in decreased terrorism. But people who obeyed the existing rules carried out those attacks. Their weapons were not hidden, and their identification was not invalid. Thus, bending me over and checking me very thoroughly for weapons is unlikely to help. Worse, looking at the 9/11 attacks, the simplest logical analysis yields another firm conclusion: the methodology used to take over those planes on that day will never work again anyway. . . .
Somewhere in the offices of DHS right now, execs are gathered around a conference table, doing shots of Jack, laughing: "Hey Bill, let's make them take off their shoes!" "That’s too funny!" "Hey, why not dial up the metal detector to catch underwire bras?" "Wow, I wish I could film that scene!" "Hey, I’ve got one. Let’s ask them if they packed their own bag or let some unknown person pack it for them. Terrorists never pack their own bags!" "Ooooh, good one!" It’s a veritable laugh riot.
And just to be very clear, when I assert that terrorists around the globe know that a similar plan to that implemented on 9/11 will never work again, I am not talking about the really smart terrorists. A terrorist with only the mental capacity to avoid soiling himself occasionally during a typical day could have reached this conclusion. If such a person could actually get to the airport on time, he would have reached the upper limit of his capability." From, Do You Know the Way to San Jose? Hidden in Plain Sight, Part First by Wilton D. Alston
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
Yes, Virginia, Congress Sucks Too.
The president's authority was carefully constrained. The power to repel sudden attacks represented an emergency measure that allowed the president, when Congress was not in session, to take actions necessary to repel sudden attacks either against the mainland of the United States or against American troops abroad. It did not authorize the president to take the country into full-scale war or mount an offensive attack against another nation.
But it’s not simply the decision to wage war that is left to Congress. Consider also the words of James Madison:
Those who are to conduct a war cannot in the nature of things, be proper or safe judges, whether a war ought to be commenced, continued, or concluded. They are barred from the latter functions by a great principle in free government, analogous to that which separates the sword from the purse, or the power of executing from the power of enacting laws (italics added).
So Congress is charged not only with deciding when to go to war, but also how to conduct – and bring to a conclusion – properly declared wars.”
The Importance of Stupidity
Saturday, December 16, 2006
A Vice President's Prayer-Lettuce Spray
Sir, you don't want that, . . and regardless of how they voted in the last election, the American people don't want that either. That's why I'm praying today for Tim Johnson. If he dies, Governor Rounds of South Dakota--a good Republican, I can assure you of that--will replace him with a Republican, which would give us 50 seats in the Senate, and then of course I could tip the balance in any tie vote. Johnson is now recovering from his operation, they say, but still in critical condition. And in spite of what we've been told about his chances, I'm betting he's in pain. And even if he survives, even if he has a pretty good chance of full recovery, I'm betting he's likely to end up permanently incapacitated, with the fate of the Senate and the fate of the country and the fate of the entire world hanging in the balance. Don't let that happen, sir. Put him out of his misery. Now."
Friday, December 15, 2006
Happy Holidays
Then there is Beauregard's version:
We also have this third version:
Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie! Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!
Friday, December 08, 2006
Certain Democrats Gag Virgil Too. We Need A Statesperson. We Haven't Found Her.
Hot on the heels of the release of the Iraq Study Group Report -- and a day in which 10 U.S. servicemen were killed and at least 84 Iraqis were blown up or shot -- prospective presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will join with Joe Lieberman to hold a press conference today at 3 pm ET to announce the launch of a television PSA campaign about... video game ratings.