Thursday, May 25, 2006

Does President Bush Pray Enough?

“President Bush, already facing the lowest approval ratings in history, is coming under fire from former supporters over what they call his ‘ineffectual and incompetent’ use of prayer for national guidance and assistance.” Critics Blast Bush For Not Praying Hard Enough

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Pat Robertson: Weather Forecaster, Strongest Man Alive, and Pillar of Christian Love & Tolerance & Followers

"On a TV show, Pat Robertson said -- and I quote, this is his quote. He said, 'If I heard the Lord right, the coast of America will be lashed by storms this year.' He actually said, 'If I heard the Lord right.' What? You weren't paying attention?"-- Jay Leno (05/22/2006)

Pat Robertson also claims that he can leg-press 2000 pounds with the help of an “age-defying protein shake he developed.That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra's capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst. Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time? And how does he still have vision?

"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be nice to them."

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."
"This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster [Hurricane Katrina] shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards ... America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation."

"He (Prime Minister of Israel, Ariel Sharon) was dividing God's land, and I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,' "(Saying God smote Sharon with a stroke )
"We want...as soon as possible to see a majority of the Republican Party in the hands of pro-family Christians by 1996."


Some Are Listening "I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
--George H.W. Bush

"I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for President."
"I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen[...] I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it."
"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."
"God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."

--George W. Bush

Monday, May 22, 2006

NSA MUST CLAMP DOWN ON THOSE CALLING U.S. A POLICE STATE

Virgil posts this to out this radical group to the public and to NSA. Statements like the following chap ole Virg's hide. “Who’d have thought that career spooks would have moral qualms about deceiving the American people? And what is a president to do about it? Simple: make the critical agents leave, and fill their slots with Bush/Cheney loyalists. Then again, why not simply replace the entire organization? That is essentially what both Rumsfeld at the DoD and newly minted Director of National Intelligence John are doing—they want to move intelligence analysis into the hands of people that they can control, so the next time they lie about an 'imminent threat' nobody’s going to tell. And the press is applauding the move as a ‘necessary reform.’ Remember the good old days, when the CIA were the bad guys?"Top Ten Signs of the Impending U.S. Police State-Hey America! Freedom is just around the corner behind you byAllan Uthman

Our boys in NSA also need to keep a closer eye on the Mexicans. They're talkin a strange language that sounds and looks subversive. I saw this code writing the other day: “Es mejor morir de pie que vivir de rodillas.” I don’t know what it means, but it can’t be good. The dope who wrote it actually signed his name- Emiliano Zapata Salazar. He’s pictured here.
If you see him contact the authorities immediately.

For another view see Patti's Why does my new meter reader look like a Navy Seal . . .

Free Trade, Politics, Plants, Farms, Smoke & Mexican Rural Misery

“OXFAM credits U.S. farm subsidies for Mexican rural misery. . . Plant patents, on beans they've grown for generations, affect Mexican farmers . . . Why aren't these issues being discussed in the hallowed halls of Congress? Could it have anything to do with the upcoming election? If the issues are too complex for Congressional minds . . ." Growing Immigration Issues by Patti

Saturday, May 20, 2006

To Hell With The DaVinci Code-Stick With Yo Mama's Orthodoxy

“ . . . theologians have long theorized Christ as a woman, or as neither male nor female. As for a black Jesus, well, it doesn't take an archaeologist to figure out that Christ wasn't exactly rosy-cheeked.
None of these thinkers have thus far managed to topple the Catholic Church. So let's assume that it's safe for now,
. . . a whole gang of uglies: racists who worry that if this picture stands (or hangs, as it were) they'll soon be praying to a black Jesus themselves; Grand Inquisitors like the Catholic League's William Donohue, who can't abide the notion of a Church that encompasses mild heresy; prudes offended by photographic nudity; and traditionalists so ashamed to admit that they don't ‘get it’ that they'd rather the guv'mint just clear the walls.
In other words, the kind of audience that makes an artist's career. In ‘Yo Mama's Last Supper,’ Cox may be naked, but compared to her enemies, she looks so brave and wise that she might as well be wearing the robes of an angel.
Which, after all, is the right outfit for someone who's claiming to be a Defender of the One True Faith.”
Yo Mama's Orthodoxy -It's Giuliani, not Renee Cox, who lacks faith -- in the True Church of High Art. by the KtBniks

Friday, May 19, 2006

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Lawyer Chanting ‘God is Great!’ Kills One Judge & Wounds Four Others



Sam Harris says these people are not crazy. They're certainly not just fuckin goofy. If you haven’t read The End of Faith, it’s past time.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

"Bite Me!"

Arkansas Game & Fish Commission Information Officer, Kim Cartwright, learns that one must watch one’s language around baby bears. They, like baby humans, are quite literal. Some have thought that Virgil has been hard on the Commission in the past. He has, in fact, been fair and balanced. Virgil reiterates that they are not all bad. He, and his beloved, give a big Virg n’ Mary salute to Kim, the Commissioners, Director Scott Henderson, Communications Director Nancy Ledbetter, Wildlife Management Division Chief Doyle Shook, Public Affairs Coordinator Steve "Wild Man" Wilson and the many others at Game & Fish who saved and nurtured this orphan of a species once extinct in Arkansas. Though Virgil’s access to information within the agency is limited, he understands that if they don’t find the bear’s mama, it will be trained to live in the wild and will be released upon graduation.

Benedict Arnold, Vidkun Quisling and . . .

Now who?

Monday, May 15, 2006

Wire Tap Protection

Bush Orders Preemptive Strike On Mexico

President Bush, seeking to avoid another Alamo, has ordered a pre-emptive strike on Mexico. “Overwhelm me once, shame on me. Overwhelm me twice, shame on me,” Bush explained. An ecstatic Gen. George Casey exclaimed, “We’re gonna stick a bunker buster up Vincente’s Fox hole.” Karl Rove said that “ . . .we have to attack on several different fronts simultaneously. . .” Vice-President Cheney assured American officials that Zapatista rebels would greet U.S. troops as liberators by when they invaded and occupied Mexico. Mexican President Vicente Fox expressed concern.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

GM & ARNOLD LESS, BUT STILL TOO, IGNORANT-NEITHER GETS IT. BOTH WILL SINK

General Motors will end production of the Hummer H1. Schwarzenegger now only owns three. It’s a step in the right direction for both, but they still don’t get it. Foreign car makers will continue to dominate the market and Arnold will still be a rich grade B actor who has no insight other than that which he married.

Go No More A Rovein

"Let me prolong the pleasure by saying that again:

Karl Rove will be indicted

It looks like all those sleepless nights of visualizing Rove in leg chains are about to pay off. I guess this means that

Bushie's 29 percent

will soon be a dim memory. Heh." Fitzmas Alert: Rove to Be Indicted! on Tennessee Guerilla Women

For an update see, More on the Karl Rove Indictment Story.

Potential Bad News.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Granny beats off alligator

Say It Often Enough . . .

“A report . . . that the National Security Agency was building a database of Americans' phone records, . . . reignited discussion around the country about the tricky balance between civil liberties and counterterrorism efforts. . . .interviews and a scan of closely watched Web logs appeared to indicate a split that mirrored opinions on the NSA wiretapping program disclosed late last year. . . .Without explicitly confirming the USA Today report, Bush, in a brief statement from the White House, sought to assure the nation that ‘we're not mining or trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans.’" Nation Split on NSA Records Collection, By Erin McClam in the Washington Post.
“There is no oversight. There is no check on the President's snooping power. Security Clearances were withheld from an investigating branch of the Justice department. . . .Who we call/who calls us/emails/faxes/our credit information/where we are in relation to call towers can all be reaped by linking from our phone numbers.” Passing Through the Secret Room by Patti

“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” Benjamin Franklin or someone else.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Home Run Baker

Frank, Home Run, Baker was an unmatched power hitter. He lead the league in home runs in 1911, 1912, 1913, and 1914, with 11, 10, 12, and 8 respectively. He had 96 career home runs. He was easygoing and did not use tobacco, alcohol, or any other drugs.

It's too damn bad that. because of ignorance and arrogance, many people will never be able read this post to learn of these heroic statistics.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

A Straight Shootin Son of a Gun

This Is All A Man Needs To Know.

TROUBLE MAKING CHINESE DON’T LOVE JESUS

Everyone knows that the Bishop of Rome is the only one who knows what's best for the Chinese. They're damned lucky us Christians let um in at all after their years of practicing heathenism, Communism and practically any other ism you can think of. If the excommunications don't work, burning a few of um in the square might make um listen. Chinamen, repent now or be condemned to eternity eating rice instead of pasta!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Iran is developing nuclear (nucular) weapons. Iraq is not. What’s a president to do? - Use Strategedy.

1. Blow cover on CIA agent tracking Iran's nuclear proliferation efforts when her husband tells the truth about Iraq.

2. Invade and occupy Iraq.

3. Invade Iran without the information Valerie Plame could have provided and after our troops are spread thin, and our influence in the world diminished.

Learn to communicate or Bolt ya rocket, ya Fanny Toosh with a face like a skeplt erse


MacGraham says that the new cross cultural exchanges with the Scots, make it imperative that we learn their language. He's probably right. Since he and the rest of um have chips on both sholders we'll at least have a little warning before the punch comes.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Camogie Results 2006


May 1
Kilkenny over Offaly 4-04 2-06
April 30
Cork over Galway 2-10 1-09
Dublin over Antrim 3-09 2-03